CLeatus T?

[Randy]

Have you seen Cleatus T's new NASCAR video? I thought the part about "messing up his shorts" was hillarious!

[Mechanicaldawg]

It is a good'un! :bounce:

[HT2]

Yeah, I've seen it.....

That boy just ain't right....... :p :p :p

You know he is from "GEORGIA"!!!!!!!!! :o

[Snakeman]

Vroom, vroom, vroom.

The Snakeman

[Handgunner]

Yeah I've seen it.. Cracked me up.

"yeah Tony Stewart's a whiner"....

"When Jeff Gordon plows up a wall, puts a smile on Dale Jr's face"... " :D

[hpurvis]

Nope, where can you see it?

[Mechanicaldawg]

I'm working on locating the video online.

In the mean time here are the lyrics. The music is from Toby's "I Love This Bar"

Artist/Band: Cledus T. Judd
Lyrics for Song: I Love Nascar
Lyrics for Album: Bipolar & Proud


We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,
**Like, let's say: Havoline, Target, xxxxx, Caterpiller, Exdale,
**Mountain Dew, Dupont Lows, Homebake, Poco, Kodak,
**M&Ms, UBF, Tired Old Tail, Gillette, Kelloggs, xxxxxx, Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An' poor Cow Patty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon fly up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mohawks.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

**"Hey, that was a close one up there fellas.
**"But I got into one end.
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two front tires.
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some pinball now an' then.
How about you, Toby?

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.

[Mechanicaldawg]

This should do it:

http://launch.yahoo.com/musicvideos/lists/byalpha.asp?l=J&p=1