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OL' Square Britches
02-27-2008, 02:26 PM
Whats your favorite bumper sticker? Besides a UGA sticker one of my favorites i remember from way back when we had a gas(No - not that kind) crisis-it read........Eat beans...America needs the Gas:bounce::flag::hair:

redlevel
02-27-2008, 02:30 PM
Help Stamp Out Virginity

OL' Square Britches
02-27-2008, 02:31 PM
Good-un right there

BBD
02-27-2008, 02:35 PM
ALRIGHT THIS IS ONE THAT I HAD ON MY DOG BOX AT ONE TIME...." DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, PET THE SWEATY THINGS "....I LOVE THAT ONE:bounce:

MustangMAtt30
02-27-2008, 02:35 PM
"Driver carries more than $20.00 worth of ammunition" or something to that effect.

How2fish
02-27-2008, 02:36 PM
Saw one the other day on a car in Decatur that made me laugh till I cried..It had a picture of two 300 lb women wrapped up in a liplock and the caption read ]" Lesbianism.......its not like in the movies" :hair: When you take into account it was on a car in Decatur..its real HOOT

pbradley
02-27-2008, 02:39 PM
Republicans for Voldemort

Uppity women unite

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

elfiii
02-27-2008, 03:14 PM
"Guns Cause Crime Like Flies Cause Garbage"

QTurn
02-27-2008, 03:19 PM
"Annoy a Liberal, Work Hard and be Happy"

Huntinfool
02-27-2008, 03:20 PM
Saw one like this on the back of one of those little suped up Honda street racer punk cars the other day. I thought it was hilarious.

120338

secondseason
02-27-2008, 03:23 PM
"Keep honking I'm reloading" was always one of my favorites.

I saw one that said "Please vote for Monica Lewinsky's boyfriends wife" or something like that.

JD
02-27-2008, 03:24 PM
Horn broke watch for finger

Doc_Holliday23
02-27-2008, 03:53 PM
"Charlton Heston is my President."

bonaireboy
02-27-2008, 03:58 PM
Breast Cancer one - Save the Ta-tas

NOYDB
02-27-2008, 04:07 PM
"See other side"

"This sticker intentionally left blank"

"If you can read this, you are in range"

"My other SUV gets lousy gas mileage too"

"I brake at random"

Palmetto
02-27-2008, 04:08 PM
Visualize whirled peas

Monica Lewinsky's ex boyfriend's wife for President

Palmetto
02-27-2008, 04:09 PM
If you don't ride a Harley don't get mad at your wife for hooking up with someone who goes

Palmetto
02-27-2008, 04:11 PM
I'm for gay marriage
(as long as both chicks are hot)

pfharris1965
02-27-2008, 04:15 PM
Guns Kill People Like Spoons Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat

- and -

Saw one on a bright yellow Volkswagen (driven by a long haired Hippy type dude) in the DeKalb county area the other day that said "I would kill for a Nobel Peace prize" :bounce:...had to laugh...

Branchminnow
02-27-2008, 04:29 PM
" My German Shorthaired Pointer is Smarter than you HONOR student"

Branchminnows truck.

Browning88
02-27-2008, 04:31 PM
A womens place in is the house, but not the White House. Anti-hitlery sticker.

fishbum2000
02-27-2008, 04:36 PM
it wasnt a sticker but i once wrote in permant marker on my 1976 cutlass supreme that was described as having a two tone rust paint job " this car is not abandoned"

MCBUCK
02-27-2008, 04:39 PM
"My Son Can Kick Your Honor Students (caboose)"

The AmBASSaDEER
02-27-2008, 04:40 PM
"Dont blame me I voted fer Jeff Davis":huh:

Branchminnow
02-27-2008, 04:50 PM
it wasnt a sticker but i once wrote in permant marker on my 1976 cutlass supreme that was described as having a two tone rust paint job " this car is not abandoned"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Tenkiller
02-27-2008, 04:51 PM
"God invented booze to keep the Irish from taking over the world."

SuperSport
02-27-2008, 05:38 PM
Anti-Bumper Sticker Society!
Help stop Bumper stickers!

SuperSport
02-27-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!

SuperSport
02-27-2008, 05:40 PM
Bluegrass
Caution while listening,
speeding to be excepted!

Johnboy
02-27-2008, 06:14 PM
Bill doesn't inhale

Monica doesn't swallow

And the checks in the mail...

long beards
02-27-2008, 06:20 PM
coon hunters do it all night


jack em up fat chicks cant jump

Lary1r
02-27-2008, 06:22 PM
I've got one on my truck that has gotten a lot of comments.
"If You Can't :stir:Feed'em-Don't Breed'em"
One lady thought I meant dogs and cats. I explained to her that I was thinking more along human lines.:stir:

BIG RANDY
02-27-2008, 07:49 PM
Welcome to Dixie ...
If you don't like our flag LEAVE!

O-Country
02-27-2008, 07:53 PM
HOOTERS-best wings and breast in town.

bullgator
02-27-2008, 08:11 PM
"Welcome to Florida-now go home!"

Davis31052
02-27-2008, 08:20 PM
" Work Hard, Welfare mothers depend on you"

"you've just been passed by 65 horepower" (seen on a old VW beetle)

creekside
02-27-2008, 08:50 PM
When Bob Doyle ran for president they had DOLE/KEMP bumper stickers I saw one that had been changed to ROLE/HEMP.

fishbum2000
02-27-2008, 09:40 PM
keep honking i'm re-loading

hollarocker
02-27-2008, 09:57 PM
i dont dial 911
______________

The truth will stand when the world is on fire.

redlevel
02-27-2008, 10:38 PM
Help Keep the South Beautiful
Put a Yankee on a Bus

Jeff Phillips
02-27-2008, 11:07 PM
John Rocker was RIGHT!

Horns
02-27-2008, 11:21 PM
I always liked the one with the bull squatting and a pile of stuff behind it.

BRANCHWYNN
02-27-2008, 11:29 PM
Id Rather Hunt With Dick Cheney Than Ride With Ted Kennedy

dixiesportsman
02-27-2008, 11:36 PM
I'd rather hunt with dick cheney, than ride with Ted Kennedy

Niagra Falls, Viagra Rises

ronmac13
02-28-2008, 02:50 AM
Bambi makes good sandwhichs

pigpen
02-28-2008, 03:08 AM
I (heart/love) manatee's....
Taste like chicken!!!

11P&YBOWHUNTER
02-28-2008, 07:22 AM
Bumper sticker on my truck says..." My mutt is smarter than your honor student"

Bumper sticker on my bosses car says " Gay Pride Week" in rainbow and sparkles...that is a really good practical joke!!!!

ebb tide
02-28-2008, 07:52 AM
on the back of a dump truck, "I love a good dump".

on the back of a plumbing truck, " A straight flush is better than a full house".

Wiskey_33
02-28-2008, 07:56 AM
"Rubbin' Is Racin"

"Who Would Jesus Bomb."

"Bush. Kills Terrorist Dead!"

ADDICTED2HUNTIN
02-28-2008, 08:58 AM
PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals
on the side of a septic truck "no it don't it smells like money"

Stan in SC
02-28-2008, 09:12 AM
Seen on the tail gate of a radiator repair truck.
"The best place in town to take a leak".

Seen on back of a venetian blind installation truck
"Caution..a blind man is driving this truck".

JerkBait
02-28-2008, 09:13 AM
Here ya go:

FX Jenkins
02-28-2008, 12:56 PM
"Annoy a Liberal, Work Hard and be Happy"

one of my all time favorites...

gordoshawt
02-28-2008, 01:15 PM
"There are three types of people....those who can count, and those who can't"

FX Jenkins
02-28-2008, 01:18 PM
"There are three types of people....those who can count, and those who can't"

IRS employee

FX Jenkins
02-28-2008, 02:43 PM
:confused:
Homey,
let me guess...you wear your hat sideways and could use a belt...

Joe r
02-28-2008, 02:49 PM
my saids,AMERICA NEEDS A HERO,WITH A PIC. OF R.E.LEE

DDD
02-28-2008, 03:02 PM
I like:

"Don't steal, the goverment hates competition"

"Yes, I married for looks the 2nd time around"

browning84
02-28-2008, 03:47 PM
I'm not speeding I'm qualifying

StriperAddict
02-28-2008, 03:54 PM
My wife just reminded me of this one:

1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4given

it's on tshirts also

:cool:

Back2class
02-28-2008, 04:13 PM
At a country club years ago "offend a liberal, work hard and be happy"

Paymaster
02-28-2008, 04:36 PM
" There is a place for all God's creatures.....
right next to the gravey and taters."

QTurn
02-28-2008, 04:45 PM
my saids,AMERICA NEEDS A HERO,WITH A PIC. OF R.E.LEE


Saw one similar to that. Had the stars and bars and said "Fighting terrorism since 1861"

Workin2Hunt
02-28-2008, 04:56 PM
It's been a long time since I saw this but it was someting like...

My wife left with the dog...
I'm gonna miss him...

Sweet_Tea
02-28-2008, 06:27 PM
I had a pink sticker that said "a lady with a gun has more fun"

I wish I still had that sticker :)

Doc_Holliday23
02-28-2008, 06:35 PM
I'm not speeding I'm qualifying

I've also seen "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."

RGRJN
02-28-2008, 07:08 PM
On my wifes car

" Don't make me release the flying monkeys"

BIG RANDY
02-28-2008, 07:16 PM
This country needs anybody but osama, obama, or chelsea's momma!

onemilmhz
02-28-2008, 09:55 PM
...in no particular order.

xpertgreg
02-29-2008, 09:28 AM
saw a good un the other day....

INFIDEL ON BOARD

gw

Harlee
02-29-2008, 03:12 PM
Gun control is being able to hit what you aim at!

high tech. hunter
02-29-2008, 11:27 PM
I like cats
scattered, smoothered, covered and chunked
:bounce:

fishbum2000
03-01-2008, 09:46 AM
on an old girlfriend's car
" i have PMS and a handgun, any questions???":shoot::shoot::shoot:

MCBUCK
03-01-2008, 01:11 PM
Such literary greats. But the sad thing is most of em are true. Think about em.

LLove
03-01-2008, 01:35 PM
my favorite was on the back of a cops private truck..

"The Death penalty isn't for making examples its for making bad people DEAD."

Snuffy Smith
03-01-2008, 02:36 PM
Clean up the south. Buy a Yankee a bus ticket home.

lorddal
03-01-2008, 06:49 PM
I love cats they taste just like chicken

and two of my all time favorites

What would Chesty do ... USMC

old tankers never die they just loose track USMC

bricker
03-01-2008, 06:52 PM
My Marine can pick off your honor student at 500 yards

OL' Square Britches
03-04-2008, 01:42 PM
USMC-Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, Semper Fi

NOYDB
03-04-2008, 09:36 PM
"I aim for the phone"

rolltide730
03-04-2008, 09:42 PM
"dodge makes it, cummins shakes it"

sentrysam
03-05-2008, 01:51 PM
Stay back 100 feet,I chew redman,,on my cuzz's truck,still can see the paint wore off the drivers side.and one on my truck --"Lineman work it hot"

Paymaster
03-17-2008, 03:14 PM
Heres one.

98RIDE
03-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Kinda lenghty, but this is on my truck now...

"Congressmen who willfully take action during wartime that damages morale, and underminds the military, are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged."

President Abraham Lincoln
:flag:

12gamag
03-17-2008, 03:35 PM
Dont steal, the IRS hate comptition.

Digger57
03-17-2008, 03:44 PM
I like the one that says "If I wanted to hear the (crap) playing on your CD player, I'd be sittin' in your car!"

Dig~

fishbum2000
03-17-2008, 04:51 PM
honk if parts fall off

ImageMaster
03-18-2008, 09:11 PM
On the back of 4 door Jeep Wrangler, " If I'd wanted a Hummer, I'd have called yo momma":fine:

rattleandstrut78
03-18-2008, 10:55 PM
One of my Fav's was on a buddy's old 78 Ford beater that said "Don't laugh Mr., your daughter might be in here"!

bassfishga
04-11-2008, 11:53 PM
My brother in law has a good one on his Dodge Ram.

I LOVE TO "pass gas?"

Red Man
04-12-2008, 12:42 AM
What more can I say?:banginghe

cpowel10
04-12-2008, 12:43 AM
Heres one.

:cool:

It didn't carry the picture down, I was referring to post #93. Awesome sticker!

Arrow Flinger
04-12-2008, 12:45 AM
People, there has already been 10 or more post deleted for TAC. Keep it clean or don't post.
1 more and we will lock it down.

Confederate_Jay
04-12-2008, 01:24 AM
I can't believe nobody has already said it....... "GON"

A girl I went to high school had this on the back of a Ford Pinto .....
" This car explodes on impact" ( remember the problem they had with gas tanks?)

magnumrecovery
04-12-2008, 10:57 AM
These have always been fitting on a repo truck....

FINAL NOTICE

Gone in 60 seconds

CRYIN' TIME

It's 4AM .........Do you know where your car is?

Helping you get back on your feet.

Kyle5050
04-12-2008, 11:11 AM
Those are all good, but here is my all time favorite.

"If you can read this, thank a teacher...Since it's in English thank a soldier! Support the troops"

bilgerat
04-12-2008, 11:25 AM
heres a few;

satchmo
04-12-2008, 12:03 PM
My favorite one I saw when I lived in Florida.
"When I retire , I am going to move up north and drive slow"

PJason
04-12-2008, 12:07 PM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/216997307v5_240x240_Front.jpg

BULL BUTTER
04-12-2008, 05:20 PM
Here's Some For The Tree Huggers @earthfirst
Earth First,we'll Log The Other Planets Later.
If You Oppose Logging,try Wiping With A Squirrel.
My Family Is Supported By Timber Dollars.

firerescue
04-16-2008, 06:20 PM
"Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'donell Fat"

rjcruiser
04-17-2008, 10:46 AM
On my Brother's Z-71 with straight pipes.

"Proud to be a Global Warmer"

Chief Two Feathers
04-17-2008, 11:03 PM
If you got a brain, Vote Mc Cain

foodplotplanter
04-17-2008, 11:30 PM
caution,driver chewing tobacco

BillCarson
04-17-2008, 11:33 PM
Don't laugh..your daughter may be in here

sman
04-17-2008, 11:54 PM
Dr.Kevorkian for White House Physican

I was tired yesterday and I am tired today, that means that I am RETIRED.

I wish my wife was this dirty

marknga
04-18-2008, 11:35 AM
Just ordered this one

dawg2
04-18-2008, 11:42 AM
I put this on my boat trailer:biggrin2:

Swede
04-18-2008, 11:53 AM
http://www.jonesreport.com/images/terrorist_hunting_permit.jpg

stewart 14
04-18-2008, 12:27 PM
I've got one that says. Everyone ahead of me is a lap down

:flag::flag::flag:

OL' Square Britches
04-18-2008, 12:31 PM
Being a NASCAR fan, i like that one.

Warthog
04-19-2008, 04:12 PM
My favorite:

JohnK3
04-19-2008, 05:08 PM
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

gaowlpoop
04-19-2008, 08:18 PM
Physics Is Phun

PWalls
04-19-2008, 08:30 PM
"Beware: in case of Rapture, this vehicle is unmanned."

dakota19652
04-21-2008, 06:07 PM
When you to old to cut the mustard /you can still lick the jar!

NOYDB
04-21-2008, 08:06 PM
I'd rather you were driving something else too.

SowGreen
04-22-2008, 12:27 PM
This is a good one.

SFC_AL
04-22-2008, 05:27 PM
nuff said :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v66/thealgieres/iraq/dangersign.jpg

QuakerBoy
04-22-2008, 05:37 PM
I saw a good one last night but I best not post it here

deanitall
04-22-2008, 10:01 PM
I had this one on my 1972 Toyota Hilux (which I sold in 2004) : I slow for Manatees.

bighonkinjeep
04-22-2008, 10:41 PM
Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims

Got Brains?

rip2k3
04-22-2008, 10:41 PM
My wife yes, my dog maybe, my gun never!!

Arnj Crush
04-23-2008, 12:18 AM
"I got a gun for my wife......Good trade!":bounce:

rip18
07-12-2008, 08:18 PM
People, there has already been 10 or more post deleted for TAC. Keep it clean or don't post.
1 more and we will lock it down.


Y'all were warned...