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Mechanicaldawg
09-30-2004, 08:48 AM
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Arkansas at Florida
10/02/2004
The Giant Swamp Lizards have a taste for pork, and there will be plenty of the stuff on hand this weekend. When Houston Nutt's Porcine Pugilists get to the Gainesville Bog, they better be wearing their protective galoshes, because they're gonna need them. But even if the Hogs are wearing waders made of steel, they're still gonna end up being a Alligator meal on Saturday afternoon.
Leonard's Loser -- Arkansas by 10.





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Arkansas St. at Mississippi
10/02/2004
Arkansas State VS Mississippi
The Southern Insurgents have been carrying some wet powder this season, and now they get a visit from a Tribe of Jonesboro Indians who want to take some scalps home with them. David Cutcliffe's Gray Backs will be ready for a fight, but so will the Native American Arkansans, and that's why this one will be closer than you think.
Leonard's Loser -- Arkansas State by 13.





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Auburn at Tennessee
10/02/2004
The Tigers from the Plains will find themselves in the mountains of East Tennessee on Saturday, and the locals can be a pretty hostile crowd. Phillip Fulmer's Army will have the gun cabinet emptied and have a high shine on their pigskin rifles. But Tommy Tuberville's Pride of Cats ain't afraid of nothing, and they'll do everything they can to scale the walls of the Knoxville Fortress.
Leonard's Loser -- Auburn by 2.





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LSU at Georgia
10/02/2004
Nick Saban's Pride is an angry bunch of Swamp Cats after the indignity it suffered on the Plains of Alabama. Now the Bayou Tigers head to the Northeast Georgia Kennel where Mark Richt's Red Clay Hounds are known to be a pretty territorial pack. The Classic City Canines have barely been getting the job done, but they'll have blood in their eye this weekend.
Leonard's Loser -- LSU by 3.





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Mississippi St. at Vanderbilt
10/02/2004
Mississippi State VS Vanderbilt
Sylvester Croom's Pack will board the Cumberland Cruiser this weekend in an attempt to cause a pigskin mutiny. Of course, Admiral Bobby Johnson has other ideas, and that's why he's got the deck piled high with cannonballs. It's also why I think the Starkville Hounds will end up getting keelhauled in this one.
Leonard's Loser -- Mississippi State by 9.





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South Carolina at Alabama
10/02/2004
Mike Shula's Pachyderms had to do businesses with one set of tough barnyard animals last weekend. Now they have to get their trunks up for Cock-a-doodle Lou's Rowdy Roosters, and that ain't an easy task. The Chickens are known for their toughness and fighting ability, and they'll need every bit of the stuff when they head to Tuskertown.
Leonard's Loser -- South Carolina by 1.