Men!!

dixie

Senior Member
My wife sent this to me, I GUESS some of it might be true, what do you think?
Men Are Just Happier People--Your last name stays put. Your garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!
 

SlipperyHill Mo

Senior Member
I appreciate being born a man on many occasions.

But, like the old joke said woman have all of the ...... and they don't drink much.

Thanks for the reminder, Dixie.
 

dixie

Senior Member
Men

Vernon, just one!! :D
 

Al33

Senior Member
Good points and observations made there. :clap: Personally, I like being a man and would rather be an unhappy man than a happy woman. :bounce: Wait, is there such thing as a happy woman? :confused:
 

Lostoutlaw

Senior Member
Al

Al maybe just need to let it slid over, my wife sent me the same e-mail :offtopic:
 

vermontah

Member
me thinks the lady dost protest to loudly

:offtopic: Did you ever notice that the wemons lib ends where the tire changing begins :cool:
 

MCBUCK

Senior Member
vermontah said:
:offtopic: Did you ever notice that the wemons lib ends where the tire changing begins :cool:
Welcome to the south. :whip:
 

Coastie

Senior Member
vermontah said:
:offtopic: Did you ever notice that the wemons lib ends where the tire changing begins :cool:

And other smelly, distatsteful or otherwise messy things as well.
 
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