Massive Die Off Expected in Georgia

• Mar 24, 2011

• #1

boparks

Senior Member

According to numerous un named sources the Georgia Eastern Turkey population is expected to experience a massive increased death rate beginning Saturday March 26

Other un named sources reportedly commented that it was about stinkin time and that normally this occurrence should have begun days ago!!!!!

similar die offs have already begun in Florida, Alabama, and Mississippi

scientist seem to have a theory why this is occurring but so far no comments have been made by research scientist

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #2

Realtree Ga

Senior Member

This is a bad time of year for lead poisoning!

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #3

SpurHuntinHillbilly

Senior Member

Where's the "like" button when you need one! Hahaha! Good luck to everyone!


Spur

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #4

cooner83

Senior Member

I will conducting a in field study Saturday morning. With reports like this i should see one fold up infront of me.Read my report in ** Week One Kill Thread (3/26-4/1) **

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #5

ryanwhit

Senior Member

Yep, Mr Bobby, you're right...I seen 2 of them dead turkeys in alabama last week

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #6

droptinegirl1

Senior Member

Ha!! I love it! Can't wait. I haven't slept well in days waiting on Saturday.

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #7

swamppirate

Senior Member

The sudden die off will be proceeded by a slight click and loud boom!!!

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #8

boparks

Senior Member

swamppirate said:

The sudden die off will be proceeded by a slight click and loud boom!!!

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Now that you mention it there was another report mentioning increased booming activity

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #9

deerslayer357

Senior Member

haha. I just hope that I can contribute to the massive die-off! My trigger finger is itching and I have been dreaming about turkeys for the last month and a half. I think I am ready!

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #10

nhancedsvt

Banned

swamppirate said:

The sudden die off will be proceeded by a slight click and loud boom!!!

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I think that is referred to as the Big BANG theory...

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #11

Ben Athens

Senior Member

I plan on contributing to the die off !

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #12

G

georgia_home

Senior Member

I thought the story said something about lead poisoning.

Did anyone else hear that?

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #13

trkyburns

Senior Member

I'm giddy!

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #14

boparks

Senior Member

georgia_home said:

I thought the story said something about lead poisoning.

Did anyone else hear that?

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It did mention this along with massive face and head perforation...otherwise known as "Saltshaker Head Syndrome"

 

• Mar 24, 2011

• #15

abolt2506

Senior Member

Blunt Force Trama from some #5's is expected!

 

• Mar 25, 2011

• #16

MKW

Senior Member

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The die-off wont be as massive as what you've heard...never is!

Mike

 

• Mar 25, 2011

• #17

Adirondacker

Senior Member

georgia_home said:

I thought the story said something about lead poisoning.

Did anyone else hear that?

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Key words in the report that jumped out for me were:

GOBBLE GOBBLE....CLICK....BOOM....ACUTE LEAD POISONING....FEATHERED CONTESTANTS ENTER DANCE COMPETITION....NUMEROUS ENTRIES DO THE BRAIN DRAIN DANCE.....A FEW TRY THE FLOP AND RUN...

Keep your chin down folks.

 

• Mar 25, 2011

• #18

returntoarchery

Senior Member

U iz funny Bobby.

 

• Mar 25, 2011

• #19

Curtis-UGA

Senior Member

The die off is actually part of a planned execution from an underground group calling themselves the "tenth legion".

They claim this killing is a public service of some type. They refer to the recent news of a Gobbler attacking cars. They claim school children and pets could be next.

Insiders believe this to be a loose group of outdoor junkies who get their fix from sunrises, gobbles and long walks in the woods.

This group can be identified by muddy trucks, empty wallets and blood stains on the rear of their pants. Some are even said to have tattoos showing their association with such legion.

If spotted approach cautiously knowing they are drunken by this addiction.

 

• Mar 25, 2011

• #20

swamppirate

Senior Member

Curtis-UGA said:

The die off is actually part of a planned execution from an underground group calling themselves the "tenth legion".

They claim this killing is a public service of some type. They refer to the recent news of a Gobbler attacking cars. They claim school children and pets could be next.

Insiders believe this to be a loose group of outdoor junkies who get their fix from sunrises, gobbles and long walks in the woods.

This group can be identified by muddy trucks, empty wallets and blood stains on the rear of their pants. Some are even said to have tattoos showing their association with such legion.

If spotted approach cautiously knowing they are drunken by this addiction.

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Members from this tenth legion may also appear babbling from lack of sleep and may have severely blood shot eyes.

If their vehicle is approached, expect to see numerous empty coffee mugs, honey bun wrappers and various types of turkey munitions loose in the floorboards.