I Got One Thing To Say To Ya'll

[Branchminnow]

My uncle back in the early 70s was trying to bait a dove field with corn (the field was harvested corn field - just wanted to sweeten it up a little I guess). He got this bright idea to get his friend to take him up in his private airplane so he could "broadcast" it a little better. When he opened the door to dump the bag the friend sort of dipped the wings a little to that side so he could poar it easier. That scared my uncle and he dropped the bag. Sort of made a giant yellow bomb crater. None of em had the guts to hunt over it the rest of hunting season. They didn't do that no more.

 

[dbone]

degrees of seperation

CORN

Without corn you cannot make moonshine , without moonshine I couldn't have gotten married , Without being married I wouldn't of had a reason to escape all the nagging and go to deer camp and without deer camp I'd have to stay home and tend my garden where of course I grow corn

 

[Briar]

I prefer the gourmet variety " MAIZE "or "HOMINEY" the deer uuuuuhhhhhh ......... I mean I love it .



JUST KIDDING YALL, DONT WANT TO OFFEND !!!!

 

[MCBUCK]

fertilizer

I've got pieces of corn in....well I have seen it on....on occasion it will turn up in...mmmmm....uh....well ah...I have been told you can see it in .........oh well...

 

[Briar]

C O R N it's not just for breakfast anymore !!!!!

 

[Meriwether Mike]

Cornholio; The mad deer stand baiter!!

Found the culprit!

 

[Bowhunter24]

Do u think the deer will like my new hunting suit i bought

 

[Augie]

Do u think the deer will like my new hunting suit i bought

Now that's funny right there! I don't care who ya are!

 

[bilgerat]

if you likes it so much you could move here
http://www.topix.net/city/corn-ok

 

[red tail]

It is legal in some places in GA.....
























To catch trout.

 

[southernclay]

Creamed for me.....Dry and piled up high for my furry liitle friend

 

[Limbshaker]

I simply can not believe that after all of this controversy, and name calling and thread pulling....................that you would have the audacity to post such a "CORNY" Thread!!!!!!


hehehehehe

 

[raghorn]

Do u think the deer will like my new hunting suit i bought

Where'd you get the new camo..................

 

[Bowhunter24]

raghorn... its a new paturn its called cornoflague

 

[coon dawg]

...........

Do u think the deer will like my new hunting suit i bought

looks like she's a fixin' to take a bite outta some of them lower kernels...........be careful!!! .........deer also like nuts........

 

[wolf3006]

looks like she's a fixin' to take a bite outta some of them lower kernels...........be careful!!! .........deer also like nuts........

Now thats Funny

 

[Bowhunter24]

 

[Throwback]

funny story

My uncle back in the early 70s was trying to bait a dove field with corn (the field was harvested corn field - just wanted to sweeten it up a little I guess). He got this bright idea to get his friend to take him up in his private airplane so he could "broadcast" it a little better. When he opened the door to dump the bag the friend sort of dipped the wings a little to that side so he could poar it easier. That scared my uncle and he dropped the bag. Sort of made a giant yellow bomb crater. None of em had the guts to hunt over it the rest of hunting season. They didn't do that no more.

I can't believe I missed that gem!

 

[Browning Slayer]

Corn.




T

I'm heading down Saturday to mow and fill my feeders!

 

[kmckinnie]

Cigarette Butts

If they only knew. These hunter would raid public ashtrays.