Signs of the Times

Jeff Phillips

Senior Member
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"


On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming"


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you'd send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."


In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."


At a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
 

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