has voted in local elections and sung in the local church choir.
No, if he did that, he wouldn't be bigfoot and some myth.
It's also an excellent way of keeping fellas out of your hunting tree stand !!! Did you ever hear of the armadillos that spread leprosy. And did you ever hear of the wild conjurer that eats archers under five foot eight. Likes to put red hot sauce on toes for some gourmet eating.