Women!

1eyefishing · Nov 10, 2017

redeli said:
Me of my best friends once said ....all women are crazy just different degrees

I just had a talk with a friend who saw a divorce lawyer today. I had to tell him about the Hot /Crazy Matrix. He has picked a few Crazy Ones.
I'm sure most on here are familiar with it, but if not Google or YouTube...

Cmp1 · Nov 11, 2017

A few weeks ago I had my boy paint the trim on our garage and out buildings,,,, changed the color,,,, French Grey,,,, looks really good,,,, the wife complained,,,, 2 days later,,,, says she really likes it,,,, go figure,,,,

basstrkr · Nov 11, 2017

Women

In my study of women I have found that if it takes an dollar, or three, for something "special" that is do-able. But if it takes extra effort on their part that it's probably not going to happen.

Cmp1 · Nov 11, 2017

basstrkr said:
In my study of women I have found that if it takes an dollar, or three, for something "special" that is do-able. But if it takes extra effort on their part that it's probably not going to happen.

Lol lol lol,,,, yep,,,,

021 · Nov 11, 2017

Men marry women hoping they will never change, and women marry men hoping they will, and they're both wrong.

Miguel Cervantes · Nov 21, 2017

021 said:
Men marry women hoping they will never change, and women marry men hoping they will, and they're both wrong.

Love is blind.

Marriage is an institution.

When you get married that means you are in an institution for the blind. :bounce:

elfiii · Nov 21, 2017

ddgarcia said:
WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!! This means you think she is a bad cook!!!!!!!

Sleeping on the couch ain't no big deal. Sleeping on the couch with one eye always open is where the challenge lies.

Patriot44 · Nov 21, 2017

One year, the witch said "let's not buy each other gifts this Christmas, let's make it all about the kids". OK.

I had to deal with that Russia for months.

Just yesterday on the way home from a Dr. apt, what do you want for lunch? "whatever you want". I travel and eat out every week, you pick. "See, this is what I am talking about....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................".

We came straight home, and I went into my office and started working. I am almost a gay man these days...

Miguel Cervantes · Nov 21, 2017

Patriot44 said:
One year, the witch said "let's not buy each other gifts this Christmas, let's make it all about the kids". OK.

I had to deal with that Russia for months.

Just yesterday on the way home from a Dr. apt, what do you want for lunch? "whatever you want". I travel and eat out every week, you pick. "See, this is what I am talking about....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................".

We came straight home, and I went into my office and started working. I am almost a gay man these days...

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elfiii · Nov 21, 2017

Patriot44 said:
One year, the witch said "let's not buy each other gifts this Christmas, let's make it all about the kids". OK.

I had to deal with that Russia for months.

Just yesterday on the way home from a Dr. apt, what do you want for lunch? "whatever you want". I travel and eat out every week, you pick. "See, this is what I am talking about....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................".

We came straight home, and I went into my office and started working. I am almost a gay man these days...

I can see you like your women like you like your coffee - bitter. :rofl:

Patriot44 · Nov 21, 2017

elfiii said:
I can see you like your women like you like your coffee - bitter.

She's mean!

elfiii · Nov 21, 2017

Patriot44 said:
She's mean!

It's all those kids making all that racket.

KyDawg · Nov 21, 2017

Two weeks before we go to Fla, I will mention that I would like to go a seafood restaurant. She will say, we will be in Florida in too weeks, lets wait and eat seafood down there.

Miguel Cervantes · Nov 21, 2017

elfiii said:
It's all those kids making all that racket.

It is a well known fact that a woman's sense of humor is delivered from her body when the placenta is.

Patriot44 · Nov 21, 2017

elfiii said:
It's all those kids making all that racket.

I ain't going to lie, my son is hades on wheels. He has more ER visits in his 11 years than I have ever had. He is a stud! He is wide open and afraid of nothing. He loves to eat dead animals, blow things up and WIN. He is my boy... :bounce:

Bnathanb1982 · Nov 21, 2017

Restaurant

Just like when your wife/significant other wants to go eat and you ask her where she wants to go and she says "it doesn't matter, whatever you want....ok well let's go to Longhorn. "Eww anywhere but there!" Repeat X10!

Crakajak · Nov 22, 2017

I tell her I want a roller dog from the QT or sams club. She usually tells me where we are eating at right after that comment.

Miguel Cervantes · Nov 22, 2017

Crakajak said:
I tell her I want a roller dog from the QT or sams club. She usually tells me where we are eating at right after that comment.

Women!

1eyefishing

...just joking, seriously.

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