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Old 05-16-2018, 10:26 PM
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Lonzo run out tonight without paying his tab.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:27 PM
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He told them that I would pay it.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:28 PM
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Wish I had a motor boat.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:32 PM
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The first successful Motor boat was invented by some guy named Pittman in 1886.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:33 PM
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It ran on kerosene and had a high voltage ignition on it.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:34 PM
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The first motor boat fatality was in 1867, when a guy was holding the spark plug wire. He last words were, Let's see if we getting fire to the motor.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:37 PM
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Another guy invented one a couple of years later and his name was Lanchester. His motor ran on Benzene. After one outing he aint benzene no more.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:40 PM
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Before he joined Davey Jones, he invented the carburetor. Within a week when anything didn't work, somebody would say, It must be the carburetor, and I just rebuilt it last week.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:42 PM
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Within another year or two somebody came up with the trolling motor. They would use it to get to where they were gonna fish and then use the motor with the carburetor to troll with.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:43 PM
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If the fish weren't biting somebody would say, we need to rebuild the carburetor.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:47 PM
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The first motor boat race was in Ireland in 1903. In 1904 they had the first shotgun start to a Bass fishing tournament on lake Sinclair. The lake was not there yet, but they said that if was ever built they would name it after the gas thst them old boats they used back then.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:49 PM
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An old guy was building a dock on lake Burton one day and one of the Motor boats came by and hung the rope the old guy was using to build his dock. It was the first time anyone ever water skied.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:51 PM
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There were several attempts to build an air boat back then. They could never solve the problem of keeping air in those balloons that propelled them.
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Dont get me started on Fish Finders.
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Bo$$ on a roll.
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Bo$$ really fulla Bull................Useles knowledge last night
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Not quite ready ta head ta poe
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If u ever wondered what or else was just ask dd later.
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got my prize....Thanks!! I needed a re-built carb.
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Old 05-17-2018, 05:19 AM
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I think Lonzo and Bo$$ got into sumpin bad last night
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Things got out of hand so to speak
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Hopefully they can sleep it off today
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