Go Back   Georgia Outdoor News Forum > Woody's Campfire Talk > Around the Campfire


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #51  
Old 11-23-2017, 09:33 AM
Heathern Heathern is offline
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: NW metro ATL
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cmp1 View Post
Vaseline their door handles or drawer handles,,,,
Or better yet - pepper spray it. Especially for a dude, especially before he goes to the bathroom. Then, hilarity will ensue.

edited - (or he will open a large can of whoopbutt on you - make sure nobody knows that you did this)
Reply With Quote
  #52  
Old 11-23-2017, 09:42 AM
KDarsey's Avatar
KDarsey KDarsey is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Sinking Turtle Resort in Bleckley Co.
iTrader: (10) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Had a know it all, smarter than all in our office so I popped a couple or 3 key letters of his keyboard & swapped them around. He looked 'smart' in his emails.
Another guy liked to sleep on the job so I would put a couple of ice cubes on his pants right where the zipper was. When he woke up he always thought he peed himself.
__________________
"I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."
When I believe in something, I fight like heck for it."
Reply With Quote
  #53  
Old 11-23-2017, 09:43 AM
Cmp1's Avatar
Cmp1 Cmp1 is offline
Swamp Yankee
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Michigan
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathern View Post
Or better yet - pepper spray it. Especially for a dude, especially before he goes to the bathroom. Then, hilarity will ensue.
Ouch,,,, could use anti sieze compound too,,,, weeks to get it off your hands,,,,
__________________
ADSC member,,,, Swamp Yankee,,,,
Reply With Quote
  #54  
Old 11-23-2017, 11:11 AM
mrs. hornet22's Avatar
mrs. hornet22 mrs. hornet22 is offline
Floor sweeper, dish washer
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: THE Classic City
iTrader: (4) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by gobbleinwoods View Post
Change the default printer
Used to work with a girl that wrote so small you had to have a magnifying glass to read it. I changed her computer screen to the smallest setting it would go to. She didn't think it was funny. She didn't know how to make it right again.
__________________
The best things in life aren't things.
I might be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it.
Reply With Quote
  #55  
Old 11-23-2017, 01:54 PM
sinclair1's Avatar
sinclair1 sinclair1 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Lake Sinclair/ the sticks
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Call them brotein shake and brotater chip
__________________
Living proof stupid people can be opinionated.
Reply With Quote
  #56  
Old 11-23-2017, 05:45 PM
WayneB WayneB is offline
Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: Hephzibah
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

hide a bluetooth speaker and play something like Christmas music in August, or the theme from Jaws real, real low.
__________________
internet via wind-up modem. :)
Reply With Quote
  #57  
Old 11-23-2017, 05:49 PM
Heathern Heathern is offline
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: NW metro ATL
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

When someone else is in a stall in the bathroom, turn off the light as you leave.
Reply With Quote
  #58  
Old 11-23-2017, 06:37 PM
Ruger#3's Avatar
Ruger#3 Ruger#3 is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: By the river...
iTrader: (35) Check/Add Feedback
Default

A technically challenged co-worker left his unattended laptop unlocked in the airport lounge. When he got back there was a banner streaming across the screen, "Press any key to format C:" It was priceless!
__________________
I can't say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. D. Boone
Reply With Quote
  #59  
Old 11-24-2017, 09:43 AM
Patriot44's Avatar
Patriot44 Patriot44 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: North, South Carolina
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ruger#3 View Post
A technically challenged co-worker left his unattended laptop unlocked in the airport lounge. When he got back there was a banner streaming across the screen, "Press any key to format C:" It was priceless!
That is a really, really good one. Will be ion the office this week.
__________________
Child laborer 1977-1987
Association of Dime Store Cowboys Member
Reply With Quote
  #60  
Old 11-24-2017, 01:03 PM
Fuzzy D Fellers's Avatar
Fuzzy D Fellers Fuzzy D Fellers is offline
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: leah Ga
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Flip the screen upside down.
__________________
1%er
Reply With Quote
  #61  
Old 11-24-2017, 07:21 PM
Wycliff's Avatar
Wycliff Wycliff is offline
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Not here
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Turn on quick keys
__________________
"I feel your pain. When I'm spawnin I don't even want room service knockin." Scrapy
Reply With Quote
  #62  
Old 04-07-2018, 10:54 AM
lagrangedave's Avatar
lagrangedave lagrangedave is offline
useless thread starter
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Lagrange, Ga.
iTrader: (3) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Put a potatoe in their exhaust pipe.....
__________________
Useles
Reply With Quote
  #63  
Old 04-07-2018, 11:54 AM
JustUs4All's Avatar
JustUs4All JustUs4All is offline
Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: McDuffie
iTrader: (15) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Law enforcement manager got his credential picture over-topped with an Indian chief in full war bonnet. Used to do the same to baby agents except generally used a gorilla.
Reply With Quote
  #64  
Old 04-10-2018, 05:29 AM
ripplerider's Avatar
ripplerider ripplerider is offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: North Ga. mtns
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

I used to work with a guy who was a master of practical jokes. He'd fill your telephone earpiece full of Go-Jo then call your extension and laugh like crazy. He would put a line of grease on the backside of anything you touched regularly. We took lunch break at different times so he had plenty of time to mess with you. The department I ran was much busier than his so I was often running errands around the plant during lunch cutting down on my prospects for revenge. He was very careful too; he never touched anything or grabbed the phone without inspecting it first.

He screwed up when he started greasing the handles of my truck though. Once vehicles became fair play it was on. One very cold Thanksgiving (we worked at night) I sent a guy out with a large spraybottle of water at all three breaks. He sprayed the guy's windshield, windows and doors all three breaks till he had an inch thick glaze of ice completely encapsulating the cab of his truck. The guy admitted it took him an hour to thaw out. He had to borrow a torch from maintenance to even get the doors open.

I got him good another time after he'd scored some painful victories on me. I pulled a plug wire loose from his distributor than put a double handful of grease on his hood release. He said he was a couple of miles from the plant before he pulled over to see why his old truck was running so bad. Had to wipe his hands on the grass on the side of the road. I was relieved when he was transferred to day shift. Once you start messing with someones vehicle it's probably going to end badly. He started it though.
Reply With Quote
  #65  
Old 04-10-2018, 03:25 PM
OmenHonkey's Avatar
OmenHonkey OmenHonkey is offline
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: South Ga's Finest little city
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Call him fuzzy..
__________________
Not much to say.........
Reply With Quote
  #66  
Old 04-10-2018, 04:03 PM
Steve762us's Avatar
Steve762us Steve762us is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Georgia
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Give him a hackleberry stock.
Reply With Quote
  #67  
Old 04-10-2018, 04:30 PM
elfiii's Avatar
elfiii elfiii is offline
Admin
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The country formerly known as America
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Lots of good information in herea. I'm going to have to try some of this stuff.
__________________
The World is fine. The circus just won't leave town. - PopPop
Reply With Quote
  #68  
Old 04-13-2018, 09:26 PM
Dub's Avatar
Dub Dub is offline
Top Chef
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Jawja
iTrader: (2) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Strangelove View Post
If they keep family pictures on their desk or in their office, take them all and scan them one day when they aren't there. Photoshop small changes into the backgrounds or the people. Print and put the new pictures back in the frames. Sit back and wait for the fun.

It works best if you keep it small so the target doesn't notice, but people who look at the pictures do. If you put an Abe Lincoln beard on their daughter, or replace their face with Hitler's, for example; they're gonna notice.

Though some folks simply don't notice. Worked for a buddy once, we replaced his face in all the family pictures he had on his desk with the regional manager's. Said regional manager visited a month or so later... it was a hoot!

Absolute genius level pranking there.




Quote:
Originally Posted by dixiecutter View Post
36" plastic zip-tie. Crawl under the truck, strap it to the drive shaft. Cut the other end off to where it's 2" past long enough to slap the underside of the truck. When they drive off it makes an awful racket.

I'd probably knock somebody upside the head if I caught them messing with my vehicle. Personal property that is hard earned should be off limits.




Quote:
Originally Posted by KDarsey View Post
Had a know it all, smarter than all in our office so I popped a couple or 3 key letters of his keyboard & swapped them around. He looked 'smart' in his emails.
Another guy liked to sleep on the job so I would put a couple of ice cubes on his pants right where the zipper was. When he woke up he always thought he peed himself.


I've done the letter swap before.

It was done to a hunt & peck style typists pc. Took him fo-ever to figure it out.



Quote:
Originally Posted by lagrangedave View Post
Put a potatoe in their exhaust pipe.....


That will escalate to violence quickly. I'd be extremely peeved about such antics.



Quote:
Originally Posted by ripplerider View Post
I used to work with a guy who was a master of practical jokes. He'd fill your telephone earpiece full of Go-Jo then call your extension and laugh like crazy. He would put a line of grease on the backside of anything you touched regularly. We took lunch break at different times so he had plenty of time to mess with you. The department I ran was much busier than his so I was often running errands around the plant during lunch cutting down on my prospects for revenge. He was very careful too; he never touched anything or grabbed the phone without inspecting it first.

He screwed up when he started greasing the handles of my truck though. Once vehicles became fair play it was on. One very cold Thanksgiving (we worked at night) I sent a guy out with a large spraybottle of water at all three breaks. He sprayed the guy's windshield, windows and doors all three breaks till he had an inch thick glaze of ice completely encapsulating the cab of his truck. The guy admitted it took him an hour to thaw out. He had to borrow a torch from maintenance to even get the doors open.

I got him good another time after he'd scored some painful victories on me. I pulled a plug wire loose from his distributor than put a double handful of grease on his hood release. He said he was a couple of miles from the plant before he pulled over to see why his old truck was running so bad. Had to wipe his hands on the grass on the side of the road. I was relieved when he was transferred to day shift. Once you start messing with someones vehicle it's probably going to end badly. He started it though.



I fully agree with the last part of this. I've seen things really get ugly.
__________________
Rest In Peace, Joe Moody. We miss our Moonpie and will be having a BLD with you one day when our paths cross.
Reply With Quote
  #69  
Old 04-20-2018, 05:08 PM
Fuzzy D Fellers's Avatar
Fuzzy D Fellers Fuzzy D Fellers is offline
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: leah Ga
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

Pay back is heck... All my can goods at work had there labels removed and he was kindly enough to label them with a sharpy. I didn't my lunch today and the on-site cafeteria is closed on Fridays. I chose the can that had surprise written on it. I had seasoned pinto beans for lunch...
__________________
1%er
Reply With Quote
  #70  
Old 04-20-2018, 05:09 PM
Fuzzy D Fellers's Avatar
Fuzzy D Fellers Fuzzy D Fellers is offline
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: leah Ga
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

I was hoping for the can of tamales.
__________________
1%er

Last edited by Fuzzy D Fellers; 04-20-2018 at 05:23 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #71  
Old 04-20-2018, 05:50 PM
dixiecutter's Avatar
dixiecutter dixiecutter is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Heart of Dixie
iTrader: (0) Check/Add Feedback
Default

For this one timing is crucial:

As you silently crop dust your coworker, ask him or her "do you smell something burning?" They'll take a big pull right when you say that.
__________________
"You can't eat ethics"- Kmckinnie
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:04 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004 Georgia Outdoor News, Inc.Ad Management by RedTyger