papagil
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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - Will Rogers
"Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein
"In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead." - Ben Franklin
"Anatomy : something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl." - Bruce Raeburn
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as is saves me the trouble of liking them." - Jane Austen
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"Why don't you write books people can read." - Nora Joyce, to her husband, James
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West
"Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein
"In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead." - Ben Franklin
"Anatomy : something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl." - Bruce Raeburn
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as is saves me the trouble of liking them." - Jane Austen
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"Why don't you write books people can read." - Nora Joyce, to her husband, James
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example." - Mark Twain
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West