Jim Boyd
Senior Member
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WARNING: the tale is long, read at your own peril!
Background –
The date was on or around 10 November, 2016. I recall that time period, with clarity, due to the fact that I have long considered the prime rut dates of the Midwest as 5-15 November and I was right smack dab in the middle of these dates. I may be off a day or so – but only that….
My trip was from 5-17 November, so the trip is ALMOST halfway through. West central Illinois. Famed for world class whitetails.
Mid November. This is a time when, at any moment of the day, some glassy eyed, roman nosed, testosterone driven beast of a whitetail can show himself.
Middle of a corn field? No problem.
Standing beside the highway with a hot doe – just watching the traffic go by? Happens all the time.
Move that location to the top of a hog back ravine, an open cattle gate, a 90 degree fence corner or a timber funnel – throw in some cold weather and a North wind - and the chances of seeing this same monster just go up exponentially.
11:00 am and your butt is sore from sitting. You are gonna go get lunch, right? Right?
You must be out of your ever-loving mind!
One note of caution, however – if you elect to read this LONG post, you are riding along with a fairly new Midwest hunter who is far from deadly. I am older, scared of heights and my ability to judge on the hoof is not great (they all look like 150’s to me).
My shooting off the back deck during the summer is fair – but when you dial the calendar around to November, put fur on the target and turn it into a wild-eyed beast, my knees get weak, my bladder feels like it may let go at any moment and my voice (if I were able to speak) would likely sound like a pre-teen girl.
It takes a near suicidal deer to get a ride in my pick up…. But maybe – just maybe – a beast with a death wish will come along.
Read on, if I have your interest – and suffer through yet another Midwest adventure. Will we see blood and a thick antlered beast expired on the ground? Maybe – maybe not…. The fun of the tale is in the telling and, I pray, in the reading….
The Start –
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“Jeepers, you can’t be serious can you?� – you think as the phone starts buzzing its dreaded alarm call. You slap at it, pull the covers back up and think – “man, some shut eye would be great�. That last red whiskey from the evening previous whispers seductively… “you can snooze and hunt later in the day�….
The tide, however, has other thoughts.
Almost the same as – at the sea - the low tide gives way to the pull of the moon and trillions of gallons of water pour back into the land as the tide starts back toward high, so too, is there an inexorable pull on you.
It is the pull – the allure, the magic, the long anticpation – of the deer stand in November.
In the heart of the Midwest.
At the peak of the rut.
Forecast for cool temperatures and a north wind…
It is magic – but only if you are there. Even Superman is no good when he is not here, right? So…. that means get up. Yep – that would be you, sleepyhead. Up and at ‘em… chop, chop – as my mother used to say.
The motions of the past week slowly begin to repeat themselves – you roll to a sitting position as the shroud of sleep slowly (and I mean SLOWLY) releases its grip. You stand, flip the light switch, tap the button on the coffee maker on your way by, shuffle to the bathroom for your morning necessary and look – bleary eyed – into the mirror. Day 6 of 13 is here. Almost half of the hunt is gone. Or, soon will be.
Your pace for preparation this morning, languid at first, now picks up.
Turn the stove on and put a big pot of water on to boil.
Pour a bowl of Grape-Nuts and slop some 2% over them.
Grab a Tupperware of ham and beans and pop it in the microwave and set it to 2:30….
Clothes neatly laid out the night before – on go the socks and the skin tight UA underwear.
Grab the phone and do a quick weather check – man, the cell service here in the barn is awful – but finally it pops through…. 23 degrees this morning and a 10-15 mph NW wind. Thank you, God, I needed that forecast!
Perfect for our adventure today.
Boiled water goes in the big thermos for the coffee and into the smaller one for your lunch…. They heat for 10 minutes – you dump the water, add the coffee and the ham and beans… and toss them in the pack you checked and re-checked last night…. It is ready to go.
Wolf down the cereal, slide on your mid layer and your tennis shoes, make a coffee to go, grab your outerwear, the pack and the bow….. man, what am I forgetting?
Into the truck you tumble, stow all the gear in the back seat (I really DO have my boots, right?) – and out into the night I drive. I am headed to the furthermost farm this morning – a small 40 acre tract that contains only about 18 acres of timber – but the pictures off of the farm every year are enough to get your butt out of bed at 3:45 am!
The drive is about 50 minutes and as the coffee in the cup gets lower and lower, your thoughts and imagination run wilder and wilder. What will I see today? Will I see anything today? Have I chosen the right stand? Will the wind direction be correct?.
Cut corn fields, leaves and stalks frosted over this morning, seem to sparkle when the car lamps shine on them. I imagine a lusty, thick necked 10 point wandering the edge of one of these very fields – as he looks for love. His weeks, now, are a blur of travel, fight, search constantly, take chances and hopefully breed. He then, like the instructions say – lathers, rinses and repeats. Day after day. For a pretty well defined two week period, he is on his feet almost constantly. Food? A distant thought and not really in the equation right now. Rest? I can rest in January, he thinks… if he actually thinks at all. Right now – only ONE thing is prevalent in his mind. I really MUST find the receptive does and I really MUST breed them, he thinks. In his mind – the mantra: “bucks - take heed at my warning – get in my way at your own peril�.
I hit a pothole and the last of the now cold coffee slops out of the cup and up onto my hand – shaking my thoughts… think, Jim, think…. you are going to the right stand, right? Right? You MUST choose wisely – the day depends on it.
Leaving the highway and turning onto a dusty gravel road, you travel no more than ½ mile and there, standing in the middle of the gravel road, with cut corn fields flat in either direction for at least a mile – stands a thick antlered 8 point buck. He watches as you approach, lights on high beam now – and does nothing. Just stands. Your speed, which was only about 25 mph, slows….. 20… 15…10... 5 and reluctantly, he gives up the road and does a courteous 2-3 steps into the sparkling, frozen corn stubble. He lowers his head and glowers as you drive past. In my mind, he is thinking “should I just go ahead and attack you and put you out of your misery?â€�. No attack occurs and I cover the last mile or so to the farm.
I arrive easily an hour before dawn and park at the cattle gate. For this stand, the walk is very short – two hundred yards across a cut bean field, down a very steep honeysuckle covered hill (not honeysuckle like we know in the south, the vine with the wonderful flowers – this is a very invasive bush type plant) – a hill on which you can fall and get a free ride down to the bottom, if you are not careful and lose your footing – ask me how I know this….
At the bottom of the hill, the stand sits. In the frozen, predawn darkness, up the stand you go. Behind and to the south of you is the hill. As you sit, you face into the wind and sense it almost straight into your face – perhaps with just a hint of NW in it. On the left and west of you is an open cattle gate with an excellent trail coming through it. Out in front and north of you is a small bush covered flat that gives way – at about 80 yards out - to a small creek with hedge trees and honey locust trees. To the right and east of you, where you know the sun will soon appear, is a giant hedge tree with long overhanging branches that point, for all the world to see, at every direction of the compass. I view these branches as indicators that tell me which way the deer will come from – as they point in all directions. I have hunted this area for several years now and the only direction I have NEVER seem them come from is behind the stand – and I only hunt it on a north wind. I know there are deer behind and above me – but my guess is they know I am there and we have reached a semi-agreeable state – they leave me alone and I am powerless to see or hurt them.
In the crisp pre-dawn darkness – I settle. The bow is hung on my left side and easily accessed. The binos and grunt call hang on J hooks welded to the stand. My pack, which seems enormous, is tied on the left front corner of the stand where I can get to it with little commotion. The earth and surrounding areas settles from my intrusion and the quiet closes in. Even in the pre-dawn darkness, the wind is 10 mph or so and has a sharp bite to it. I know this will increase as the sun arrives – which may have already begun, slightly, to wrestle its hold on the blackness over to my right.
A prayer comes to me – asked too many times to count - in this same dark shrouded ritual.
As is always the case, I pray, first, for my wife. I pray for her health and her continued avoidance of the dark shadow of the breast cancer that took her hair, her comfort, a portion of a breast and most of her dignity during a six month period. I pray that I do all I can to respect and love her - as I ask God for forgiveness for the same prayer. Night after night, day after day. The same prayer.
I then pray not for deer. I pray for a steady hand.
I pray not for a shot. I pray that my shot is true.
I pray not to be successful in the hunt. I pray to be true to the hunt.
I pray for Grace and truth in the hunt. I can’t know this yet – but I will, in the coming days, fail in that last prayer – but that is a story for another day. (Tim / Nutt, if you are reading, you already know the story and the sin contained within).
I pray for safety, I thank God for the day and I close with thanks. I thank Him for everything. I know that He knows what I mean.
A flawed man – one with many fault sits - in the darkness.
And waits.
I pour a cup of coffee and tighten my collar a bit as some of the heat that was generated from the short walk leaks away from me. In the dark, the coffee is strong and sweet. The aroma is sharp in my nose, the cup warm in my thinly gloved hands and the taste reminds me of my grandmother’s coffee when I was a child – coffee that kids were allowed to pour into a saucer to cool and sip directly from the saucer. It is a good taste and aroma - and in the black, dark night, provides the comfort of an old, non-judgmental friend. I am here for you – to comfort you. I sip and revel in the taste and also in the crisp, freezing breeze.
The sun will soon bring the change. A thousand shades of charcoal from now – daylight will arrive. Below I hear scurrying and stepping in the darkness – and my mind is simply convinced that the trails are well worn with whopper bucks – but in reality, it may only be a wayward raccoon or perhaps a bobcat with a limp rabbit in its mouth. The breakfast of champions, at least on this cold morning.
In the tiniest of increments, however, the black of night is stolen – or maybe simply displaced? – by the increasing glow in the east. The forest floor begins to come into view – a bush here, the base and limbs of the giant hedge tree and finally, the red of the cattle gate to my left.
The text is too long, see Part # 2 for the second half of the story!
WARNING: the tale is long, read at your own peril!
Background –
The date was on or around 10 November, 2016. I recall that time period, with clarity, due to the fact that I have long considered the prime rut dates of the Midwest as 5-15 November and I was right smack dab in the middle of these dates. I may be off a day or so – but only that….
My trip was from 5-17 November, so the trip is ALMOST halfway through. West central Illinois. Famed for world class whitetails.
Mid November. This is a time when, at any moment of the day, some glassy eyed, roman nosed, testosterone driven beast of a whitetail can show himself.
Middle of a corn field? No problem.
Standing beside the highway with a hot doe – just watching the traffic go by? Happens all the time.
Move that location to the top of a hog back ravine, an open cattle gate, a 90 degree fence corner or a timber funnel – throw in some cold weather and a North wind - and the chances of seeing this same monster just go up exponentially.
11:00 am and your butt is sore from sitting. You are gonna go get lunch, right? Right?
You must be out of your ever-loving mind!
One note of caution, however – if you elect to read this LONG post, you are riding along with a fairly new Midwest hunter who is far from deadly. I am older, scared of heights and my ability to judge on the hoof is not great (they all look like 150’s to me).
My shooting off the back deck during the summer is fair – but when you dial the calendar around to November, put fur on the target and turn it into a wild-eyed beast, my knees get weak, my bladder feels like it may let go at any moment and my voice (if I were able to speak) would likely sound like a pre-teen girl.
It takes a near suicidal deer to get a ride in my pick up…. But maybe – just maybe – a beast with a death wish will come along.
Read on, if I have your interest – and suffer through yet another Midwest adventure. Will we see blood and a thick antlered beast expired on the ground? Maybe – maybe not…. The fun of the tale is in the telling and, I pray, in the reading….
The Start –
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pause…..
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pause…..
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pause…..
“Jeepers, you can’t be serious can you?� – you think as the phone starts buzzing its dreaded alarm call. You slap at it, pull the covers back up and think – “man, some shut eye would be great�. That last red whiskey from the evening previous whispers seductively… “you can snooze and hunt later in the day�….
The tide, however, has other thoughts.
Almost the same as – at the sea - the low tide gives way to the pull of the moon and trillions of gallons of water pour back into the land as the tide starts back toward high, so too, is there an inexorable pull on you.
It is the pull – the allure, the magic, the long anticpation – of the deer stand in November.
In the heart of the Midwest.
At the peak of the rut.
Forecast for cool temperatures and a north wind…
It is magic – but only if you are there. Even Superman is no good when he is not here, right? So…. that means get up. Yep – that would be you, sleepyhead. Up and at ‘em… chop, chop – as my mother used to say.
The motions of the past week slowly begin to repeat themselves – you roll to a sitting position as the shroud of sleep slowly (and I mean SLOWLY) releases its grip. You stand, flip the light switch, tap the button on the coffee maker on your way by, shuffle to the bathroom for your morning necessary and look – bleary eyed – into the mirror. Day 6 of 13 is here. Almost half of the hunt is gone. Or, soon will be.
Your pace for preparation this morning, languid at first, now picks up.
Turn the stove on and put a big pot of water on to boil.
Pour a bowl of Grape-Nuts and slop some 2% over them.
Grab a Tupperware of ham and beans and pop it in the microwave and set it to 2:30….
Clothes neatly laid out the night before – on go the socks and the skin tight UA underwear.
Grab the phone and do a quick weather check – man, the cell service here in the barn is awful – but finally it pops through…. 23 degrees this morning and a 10-15 mph NW wind. Thank you, God, I needed that forecast!
Perfect for our adventure today.
Boiled water goes in the big thermos for the coffee and into the smaller one for your lunch…. They heat for 10 minutes – you dump the water, add the coffee and the ham and beans… and toss them in the pack you checked and re-checked last night…. It is ready to go.
Wolf down the cereal, slide on your mid layer and your tennis shoes, make a coffee to go, grab your outerwear, the pack and the bow….. man, what am I forgetting?
Into the truck you tumble, stow all the gear in the back seat (I really DO have my boots, right?) – and out into the night I drive. I am headed to the furthermost farm this morning – a small 40 acre tract that contains only about 18 acres of timber – but the pictures off of the farm every year are enough to get your butt out of bed at 3:45 am!
The drive is about 50 minutes and as the coffee in the cup gets lower and lower, your thoughts and imagination run wilder and wilder. What will I see today? Will I see anything today? Have I chosen the right stand? Will the wind direction be correct?.
Cut corn fields, leaves and stalks frosted over this morning, seem to sparkle when the car lamps shine on them. I imagine a lusty, thick necked 10 point wandering the edge of one of these very fields – as he looks for love. His weeks, now, are a blur of travel, fight, search constantly, take chances and hopefully breed. He then, like the instructions say – lathers, rinses and repeats. Day after day. For a pretty well defined two week period, he is on his feet almost constantly. Food? A distant thought and not really in the equation right now. Rest? I can rest in January, he thinks… if he actually thinks at all. Right now – only ONE thing is prevalent in his mind. I really MUST find the receptive does and I really MUST breed them, he thinks. In his mind – the mantra: “bucks - take heed at my warning – get in my way at your own peril�.
I hit a pothole and the last of the now cold coffee slops out of the cup and up onto my hand – shaking my thoughts… think, Jim, think…. you are going to the right stand, right? Right? You MUST choose wisely – the day depends on it.
Leaving the highway and turning onto a dusty gravel road, you travel no more than ½ mile and there, standing in the middle of the gravel road, with cut corn fields flat in either direction for at least a mile – stands a thick antlered 8 point buck. He watches as you approach, lights on high beam now – and does nothing. Just stands. Your speed, which was only about 25 mph, slows….. 20… 15…10... 5 and reluctantly, he gives up the road and does a courteous 2-3 steps into the sparkling, frozen corn stubble. He lowers his head and glowers as you drive past. In my mind, he is thinking “should I just go ahead and attack you and put you out of your misery?â€�. No attack occurs and I cover the last mile or so to the farm.
I arrive easily an hour before dawn and park at the cattle gate. For this stand, the walk is very short – two hundred yards across a cut bean field, down a very steep honeysuckle covered hill (not honeysuckle like we know in the south, the vine with the wonderful flowers – this is a very invasive bush type plant) – a hill on which you can fall and get a free ride down to the bottom, if you are not careful and lose your footing – ask me how I know this….
At the bottom of the hill, the stand sits. In the frozen, predawn darkness, up the stand you go. Behind and to the south of you is the hill. As you sit, you face into the wind and sense it almost straight into your face – perhaps with just a hint of NW in it. On the left and west of you is an open cattle gate with an excellent trail coming through it. Out in front and north of you is a small bush covered flat that gives way – at about 80 yards out - to a small creek with hedge trees and honey locust trees. To the right and east of you, where you know the sun will soon appear, is a giant hedge tree with long overhanging branches that point, for all the world to see, at every direction of the compass. I view these branches as indicators that tell me which way the deer will come from – as they point in all directions. I have hunted this area for several years now and the only direction I have NEVER seem them come from is behind the stand – and I only hunt it on a north wind. I know there are deer behind and above me – but my guess is they know I am there and we have reached a semi-agreeable state – they leave me alone and I am powerless to see or hurt them.
In the crisp pre-dawn darkness – I settle. The bow is hung on my left side and easily accessed. The binos and grunt call hang on J hooks welded to the stand. My pack, which seems enormous, is tied on the left front corner of the stand where I can get to it with little commotion. The earth and surrounding areas settles from my intrusion and the quiet closes in. Even in the pre-dawn darkness, the wind is 10 mph or so and has a sharp bite to it. I know this will increase as the sun arrives – which may have already begun, slightly, to wrestle its hold on the blackness over to my right.
A prayer comes to me – asked too many times to count - in this same dark shrouded ritual.
As is always the case, I pray, first, for my wife. I pray for her health and her continued avoidance of the dark shadow of the breast cancer that took her hair, her comfort, a portion of a breast and most of her dignity during a six month period. I pray that I do all I can to respect and love her - as I ask God for forgiveness for the same prayer. Night after night, day after day. The same prayer.
I then pray not for deer. I pray for a steady hand.
I pray not for a shot. I pray that my shot is true.
I pray not to be successful in the hunt. I pray to be true to the hunt.
I pray for Grace and truth in the hunt. I can’t know this yet – but I will, in the coming days, fail in that last prayer – but that is a story for another day. (Tim / Nutt, if you are reading, you already know the story and the sin contained within).
I pray for safety, I thank God for the day and I close with thanks. I thank Him for everything. I know that He knows what I mean.
A flawed man – one with many fault sits - in the darkness.
And waits.
I pour a cup of coffee and tighten my collar a bit as some of the heat that was generated from the short walk leaks away from me. In the dark, the coffee is strong and sweet. The aroma is sharp in my nose, the cup warm in my thinly gloved hands and the taste reminds me of my grandmother’s coffee when I was a child – coffee that kids were allowed to pour into a saucer to cool and sip directly from the saucer. It is a good taste and aroma - and in the black, dark night, provides the comfort of an old, non-judgmental friend. I am here for you – to comfort you. I sip and revel in the taste and also in the crisp, freezing breeze.
The sun will soon bring the change. A thousand shades of charcoal from now – daylight will arrive. Below I hear scurrying and stepping in the darkness – and my mind is simply convinced that the trails are well worn with whopper bucks – but in reality, it may only be a wayward raccoon or perhaps a bobcat with a limp rabbit in its mouth. The breakfast of champions, at least on this cold morning.
In the tiniest of increments, however, the black of night is stolen – or maybe simply displaced? – by the increasing glow in the east. The forest floor begins to come into view – a bush here, the base and limbs of the giant hedge tree and finally, the red of the cattle gate to my left.
The text is too long, see Part # 2 for the second half of the story!
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