Bizarre drug induced behavior

[gunnurse]

Last night in Chattanooga, I saw this guy walking out of an establishment. He was staggering down the sidewalk and a bottle of oxycodone fell out of his pocket. He immediately stripped off his belt and began to flail the bottle. He was still engaged in this bizarre action when the police arrived. He left in cuffs. He was charged with opioid abuse.

 

[mark-7mag]

Very sad. I hope instead of locking him up they get him some help

 

[treemanjohn]

Very sad. I hope instead of locking him up they get him some help

No chance of that. He will be lighter in the wallet after this though

 

[oops1]

I could be wrong but I read the post as a joke. Is that correct or no? Not trying to be smart.

 

[mark-7mag]

Ahh. I get it now. Lol

 

[1eyefishing]

This is old news!
Actually happened 33 years ago and the opioids just now filed the complaint.
Said the recent spate of Me 2s gave them the confidence to come forward...
(jk, gunnurse, u man)

 

[gunnurse]

 

[Lukikus2]

Did you hear about the Dad that stopped at the gas station, bought a case of beer and slung it in the backseat as usual but forgot his baby was laying there?


Didn't hurt it. It was a case of light beer ?

 

[Artfuldodger]

Went over my head too.

 

[Hooked On Quack]

Ahh. I get it now. Lol

Geeeeze, what a marooon . . .

 

[mark-7mag]

Geeeeze, what a marooon . . .

I’m slow man

 

[KyDawg]

I know some good ones along this line, but I dont need to lose my job as I am on a fixed income.

 

[dixiecutter]

I read it yesterday.

Finally figured it out today.

 

[mguthrie]

I read it yesterday.

Finally figured it out today.

I had to read it a couple times. Didn't make no cents at first

 

[Batjack]

I’m slow man

One look at your icon say's that.

 

[someguyintraffic]

He make a funny

 

[Fuzzy D Fellers]

Lols

 

[JustUs4All]

I know some good ones along this line, but I dont need to lose my job as I am on a fixed income.

Congratulations. I wish I could get my income fixed.