LOVEMYLABXS
Senior Member
A cowboy rides into town in the Wild West and shoots an artist.
The sheriff ask him "Why did you do that?"
The cowboy says
" I thought he was going to draw first." drum roll
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely had they just made the towns bigger ... drum roll
Q. Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A. On the range.... drum roll..
I'm directing a cowboy film called " The Sun"
It's set in the west... drum roll.
A tough old cowboy from Texas one day told his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long lifethe secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously untill the age of 103 when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 25 great- great-grandchildren,
And a 40foot hole where the creamatorium use to be.... drum roll
The sheriff ask him "Why did you do that?"
The cowboy says
" I thought he was going to draw first." drum roll
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely had they just made the towns bigger ... drum roll
Q. Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A. On the range.... drum roll..
I'm directing a cowboy film called " The Sun"
It's set in the west... drum roll.
A tough old cowboy from Texas one day told his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long lifethe secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously untill the age of 103 when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 25 great- great-grandchildren,
And a 40foot hole where the creamatorium use to be.... drum roll