I found this Brilliant....

[Jeff C.]

My Next Life

I Want to Live my Next Life Backwards — George Carlin​

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You start off dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.​

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Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.​

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When you are kicked out of the nursing home for being too healthy,​

you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.​

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When you start work you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.​

You work 40 years or so until you are too young to work.​

So then, you go to high school: play sports date, drink, and are
rather promiscuous.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally you finish off as an organasm.(sp)

I rest my case.

 

[ryork]

That wouldn’t be a bad deal!

 

[bullgator]

Life really is backwards

 

[Dub]

 

[Mike 65]

My Next Life

I Want to Live my Next Life Backwards — George Carlin​

​

You start off dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.​

​

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.​

​

When you are kicked out of the nursing home for being too healthy,​

you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.​

​

When you start work you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.​

You work 40 years or so until you are too young to work.​

So then, you go to high school: play sports date, drink, and are
rather promiscuous.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally you finish off as an organasm.(sp)

I rest my case.

 

[Cmp1]

Nice,,,,wasn't that sort of a movie,,,,

 

[georgia_home]

an oldie but a goodie! saw him perform live a couple times. a good show and showman.

 

[Jeff C.]

an oldie but a goodie! saw him perform live a couple times. a good show and showman.

That's interesting!

I wondered when someone would come along that had heard this before. I was always a fan of Carlin, but never saw him live. I don't understand how I had never heard this before. I had listened to many of his live events that were recorded, and saw a lot of them on cable TV back in the day.

 

[killswitch]

 

[KyDawg]

Nice,,,,wasn't that sort of a movie,,,,

Curious case of Benjamin Buttons or something like that.

 

[KyDawg]

Think it could be sad when you had to unmarry your wife of 50 years.

 

[KyDawg]

For a few days anyway.

 

[trad bow]

Don’t know Boss She May like it for more than a few days. I’ll just pass on trying that part.

 

[georgia_home]

Just to apply some minimal logic here, GC has been dead a little over 10 years. So let’s say the skit is at least 10 years old.

It’s funny that sometimes we don’t find the good things until a good bit after they happen, but that happens

Edit: been trying to find the video of this. The internet has everything but I can’t find it.

That's interesting!

I wondered when someone would come along that had heard this before. I was always a fan of Carlin, but never saw him live. I don't understand how I had never heard this before. I had listened to many of his live events that were recorded, and saw a lot of them on cable TV back in the day.

 

[Jeff C.]

Just to apply some minimal logic here, GC has been dead a little over 10 years. So let’s say the skit is at least 10 years old.

It’s funny that sometimes we don’t find the good things until a good bit after they happen, but that happens

Edit: been trying to find the video of this. The internet has everything but I can’t find it.

Hmmm, that makes some sense now as to why I had never seen it or even heard it before, but then again it doesn't.

Thanks for digging around.....

 

[bany]

Thought I heard everything he ever did too but can’t say I recall that.?

 

[Rabun]

GC...the Hippy Dippy Weather Man...