I wasn't aware of the need

Never thought about such. I just do something silly, like turning the bathroom light on, when I walk in there.
 
If public restrooms are any indicator, I believe at least half the Male population pees with their eyes closed while doing jumping jacks.

Seriously boys, if you can't hit a 2 foot target standing a foot away, sit down.

A foot ??? You must be 3' tall . .
 
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NOYDB

Senior Member
Used to be a thing that you could write your name in the snow.
 

ryanh487

Senior Member
A foot ??? You must be 3' tall . .
How short are the urinals you use? 1 foot is assuming you stand back for clearance.

At home, it might be more than a foot but still, if you can't hit the target, sit down.

A little splatter every now and then is understandable, but that's when you grab some toilet paper and wipe the rim before moving on.

Either way, leaving pee everywhere is just disgusting and inexcusable for a grown person.
 
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NOYDB

Senior Member
The standard installed is 16 inches tall. Swapping out with an 18 in tall unit is more comfortable for most adults. The standard was established when people were smaller and had shorter legs.
 

Oldstick

Senior Member
I've heard it explained different ways that some men need to do more than just stand in front of a toilet. In manly avionics terms, maybe their pitot tube presssure is reading a little low so they need to taxi in VERY close to the hanger. Or manly basketball, they need to straddle it so all the dribbles make it into the goal.

(Or just sit down and get comfortable for 30 seconds.) :rofl:
 
I've heard it explained different ways that some men need to do more than just stand in front of a toilet. In manly avionics terms, maybe their pitot tube presssure is reading a little low so they need to taxi in VERY close to the hanger. Or manly basketball, they need to straddle it so all the dribbles make it into the goal.

(Or just sit down and get comfortable for 30 seconds.) :rofl:


Dangit man !!! You win !!!
 

Stroker

Senior Member
I've heard it explained different ways that some men need to do more than just stand in front of a toilet. In manly avionics terms, maybe their pitot tube presssure is reading a little low so they need to taxi in VERY close to the hanger. Or manly basketball, they need to straddle it so all the dribbles make it into the goal.

(Or just sit down and get comfortable for 30 seconds.) :rofl:
Yep,depending on time and place any one of three are SOP fer me.
 
all I can tell you for sure, is that those things are deep

:rockon:
 

mrs. hornet22

Floor sweeper, dish washer
We got one form our secret santa on here one here. It changed colors and all. :rofl:
 

PappyHoel

Senior Member
How in the world did man evolve without having this device?
 
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