Jesus walked onto my front porch...

atlashunter

Senior Member
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/song-life-jesus-country-singer-jo-dee-messina

"Jesus Christ walked onto my front porch and argued with me all day long. As real as I'm sitting in this seat, Jesus came to my front porch and He's like, 'She's mine,'" she told PopCulture and other media, explaining that Jesus was lovingly referring to her.

Isn’t that special. Wonder if she broke out her cell phone and recorded this encounter with Jesus? Videos of him should be popping up all over the place given the proliferation of video cameras.
 

bullethead

Of the hard cast variety
The top comment (at the time I looked) in reply to the article.
"Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
 

660griz

Senior Member
Comments are awesome:
"This is how you sell records to the Christian market. Just say "Jesus visited me" and go platinum. Brilliant marketing strategy."

"I had the exact same experience except it was with Bob Denver from Gilligan’s Island. He told me to weather the storm and my ship would not sink."
 

atlashunter

Senior Member
This is big news folks. Worldwide news. The tv crews should be camped out at her house 24/7. Publishers looking for book deals. Believers making pilgrimages to her porch to see where Jesus set foot. How many can honestly say Jesus in the flesh walked up on their porch and argued with them all day?
 

Spotlite

Resident Homesteader
This is big news folks. Worldwide news. The tv crews should be camped out at her house 24/7. Publishers looking for book deals. Believers making pilgrimages to her porch to see where Jesus set foot. How many can honestly say Jesus in the flesh walked up on their porch and argued with them all day?
How foolish can you get??
 

atlashunter

Senior Member
How foolish can you get??

You have no idea. Still never claimed a man that lived 2,000 years ago walked up on my porch and got in an argument with me though. That's quite the claim.
 

660griz

Senior Member
How foolish can you get??
Exactly!
The nerve of her arguing with Jesus. I wonder if Jesus pulled the ol, "Do you know who I am?"

Jesus told a lady to kill all of her kids and she didn't argue.
 

atlashunter

Senior Member

j_seph

Senior Member
Evidence? Or are we to just assume because he says it then it must be true. Because a Christian never lies right? Did you watch the video of them burning that Jordanian fighter pilot? One of the most horrendous things I’ve ever seen. He went up like a Roman candle. Where was Jesus that time? Oh that’s right he wasn’t a Christian so sucks to be him. facepalm:
I assume nothing, either it happened or it didn't. Either he lied or he's telling the truth. One or the other.
Sort of like asking you does God exist. Just because you say he doesn't am I supposed to believe you?
 

atlashunter

Senior Member
I assume nothing, either it happened or it didn't. Either he lied or he's telling the truth. One or the other.
Sort of like asking you does God exist. Just because you say he doesn't am I supposed to believe you?

Don’t take my word for it. Consider the evidence (or lack thereof) for yourself. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The claim that Jesus walked up on your porch and conversed with you all day is an extraordinary claim. Show me the evidence that it’s true.
 

j_seph

Senior Member
Don’t take my word for it. Consider the evidence (or lack thereof) for yourself. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The claim that Jesus walked up on your porch and conversed with you all day is an extraordinary claim. Show me the evidence that it’s true.
Heck I don't see no extraordinary claim myself! I am sure you can ask many Christians have they ever had Jesus walk up in their house, their job, their car, their deerstand, their boat or anywhere else and had a conversation with them and I am sure you'd be amazed at the yes answers. I know, you would say they are delusional, or they just hearing things, or it is all in their head. Understandable from the other side of the fence.
 

atlashunter

Senior Member
Heck I don't see no extraordinary claim myself! I am sure you can ask many Christians have they ever had Jesus walk up in their house, their job, their car, their deerstand, their boat or anywhere else and had a conversation with them and I am sure you'd be amazed at the yes answers. I know, you would say they are delusional, or they just hearing things, or it is all in their head. Understandable from the other side of the fence.

You don’t consider a face to face encounter with the creator of the universe to be an extraordinary event? Happens all the time you say? Ok... Perchance did any of those who met Jesus in the flesh and conversed with him get a selfie with him or any other observable evidence supporting their claim? If Elvis was going around meeting fans like that you know the first thing that would come out is the cameras. How much greater fans are Christians of Jesus?
 

bullethead

Of the hard cast variety
I think Jesus is headed to New Orleans
 

Crakajak

Daily Driveler News Team
I know a lot of people that say they met Jesus while in Jail.
 

j_seph

Senior Member
Spiritual vs. Carnal, don't expect you to get it but hey, If ya want the address I may can get it for you to the trailer park that Elvis and Dale Earnhardt are living in now.
 

atlashunter

Senior Member
Spiritual vs. Carnal, don't expect you to get it but hey, If ya want the address I may can get it for you to the trailer park that Elvis and Dale Earnhardt are living in now.

Imaginary vs Real, I get it.

“As real as I'm sitting in this seat, Jesus came to my front porch”
 
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