Joel Won't Open His Church............

Y'all lay off Joel. He's doing his part:



Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’

August 29, 2017

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

Osteen had his on-call yacht captain steer the large vessel through the flooded streets of the city, pulling up to survivors stranded on their roofs and on the roof of their cars as the prosperity gospel preacher smiled, waved, and threw out signed editions of the bestselling positive thinking book.

“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”

“When you think positive, excellent thoughts, you will be propelled toward greatness!” he called out to one family floating on a raft on a freeway-turned-river, whose earthly possessions had been entirely destroyed the previous day.

Osteen also paused for brief photo ops with several families, the smiling pastor briefly allowing them to board his yacht as his professional photography team got shots of the pastor together with the sobbing, distraught flood victims, though the pastor was careful to not stand too close to the mud-caked refugees. Sources confirmed that the pastor then had his assistants help the families back into their makeshift lifeboats or tree logs on which they were floating through the city.

http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-oste...best-life-now/
 
Bigsteve, if we could just all ignore him, he might just fade away.........but we cant ignore idiots. How many atheist organizations are out there helping them folks big ol Steve? Why do you feel the need to hate up on christians?
 
Y'all lay off Joel. He's doing his part:



Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’

August 29, 2017

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

Osteen had his on-call yacht captain steer the large vessel through the flooded streets of the city, pulling up to survivors stranded on their roofs and on the roof of their cars as the prosperity gospel preacher smiled, waved, and threw out signed editions of the bestselling positive thinking book.

“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”

“When you think positive, excellent thoughts, you will be propelled toward greatness!” he called out to one family floating on a raft on a freeway-turned-river, whose earthly possessions had been entirely destroyed the previous day.

Osteen also paused for brief photo ops with several families, the smiling pastor briefly allowing them to board his yacht as his professional photography team got shots of the pastor together with the sobbing, distraught flood victims, though the pastor was careful to not stand too close to the mud-caked refugees. Sources confirmed that the pastor then had his assistants help the families back into their makeshift lifeboats or tree logs on which they were floating through the city.

http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-oste...best-life-now/
:rofl::rofl:
 
Y'all lay off Joel. He's doing his part:



Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’
Good. Now they got reading material while they wait on the boats to come get them.
 

ky55

Senior Member
Bigsteve, if we could just all ignore him, he might just fade away.........but we cant ignore idiots. How many atheist organizations are out there helping them folks big ol Steve? Why do you feel the need to hate up on christians?
Would the Red Cross count?

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Balrog

Senior Member
He's not a Christian, never considered him one. He's a money grubbing snake oil salesman just like Al Gore.
Agree. At best, he is life coach. Make that crazy life coach. He spends too much time getting people to do what feels right and good, and not much time on what the scripture says. If you have ever seen his facility in Houston, his name is in bigger font than the word "church".
 

GoldDot40

Senior Member
He's got a net worth of $50 mil. I bet he doesn't tithe his fair share...but I bet he demands his congregation to pay.
 
Guy is a Media Joke His dad was the media consultant for the small church Groomed the son Son is a CONTRACTOR 1099 < church gives him the house pays all expenses ect He gets his $$$ from the books ect he sells All his expenses are paid by the church ANOTHER example of the ELITES
 

turkeykirk

Senior Member
Just saw where Tyler Perry gave $250,000 to Osteen's church for hurricane relief.
 

PappyHoel

Senior Member
Lots of judging going on in this thread.
 

bigreddwon

Senior Member
Just saw where Tyler Perry gave $250,000 to Osteen's church for hurricane relief.
I bet Joel takes his standard $248,000 handling fee out of a chunk like that and gives the rest to the needy.
 
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