kERRYS RESUME

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Subject: Resume
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 17:50:40 -0400
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>NAME: John Kerry
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>RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>EXPERIENCE:
>Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>MILITARY:
>I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>COLLEGE:
>I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A
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>PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
>After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
>As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the "Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".
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>I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.
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>I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four months).
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>PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
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>Here are some thoughts to ponder as you hear the charges in the presidential debates...
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>There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq during the month of January..
>In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January.
>That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war torn country of Iraq.
> (My added comment: We have had at least 8 deaths on the highways around Atlanta
this past week alone due to drunk drivers, speeding drivers, or impatient drivers breaking
the law.....No one has complained a bit about that at all. Yet the military is being killed
everyday because we are at war and that's all Bush's fault and is all you hear about!)

>When some claim President Bush shouldn't have started this war, think about the following:
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>FDR...led us into World War II. Germany never attacked us: Japan did.
>From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost, an average of 112,500 per year.
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>Truman...finished that war and started one in Korea, North Korea never attacked us.
>From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, an average of 18,334 per year.
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>John F. Kennedy...started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us.
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>Johnson...turned Vietnam into a quagmire.
>From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost, an average of 5,800 per year.
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>Clinton...went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent, Bosnia never attacked us.
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>He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on multiple occasions.
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>In the two years since terrorists attacked us President Bush has .....
>liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who slaughtered 300,000 of his own people.
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>The Democrats are complaining about how long the war is taking, but...
>it took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno to take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51 day operation.
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>We've been looking for evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq for less time
>than it took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
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>It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquid****.
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>It took less time to take Iraq than it took to count the votes in Florida, which by the way were recounted by several liberal groups after the election and all came to the same conclusion that Bush won fair and square!
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>Our Commander-In-Chief is doing a GREAT JOB! The Military moral is high!
>The biased media hopes we are too ignorant to realize the facts.
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>PASS IT ON.
 
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