Sunday am joke

dwhee87

GON Political Forum Scientific Studies Poster
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me"

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."


He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."
 

Jeff C.

Chief Grass Master
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elfiii

Admin
Staff member
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Tom W.

Senior Member
Three guys were walking down the street. One had a hat, one didn't.












Y'all may have to think about that one....
 

Tom W.

Senior Member
Why? Are you one of those that scratches your head and wonders about the third person?

Remember, ONE had a hat, one didn't........

So add it up...... Three people, one hat........it will come to you eventually.....
 

Whitefeather

Management Material
Answer: only 1 had a hat.
The other 2 didn’t
 
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Tom W.

Senior Member
It's taking some time , isn't it.....


ONE had a hat.
Didja get that part?
One didn't.

So think hard now. Three people, one hat.....

When the Crown Royal wears off you'll get it.




Y'all must be bulldog fans.....
 
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