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COW HIT BY LIMO

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop.

The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on
that poor cow. You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is

dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were
driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over
there."

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full

belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.


The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best

bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,
and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.


Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,

"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

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COW HIT BY LIMO

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop.


The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is
dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were
driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over
there."


Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.


"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,
and the daughter made love to me."


"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."


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good one:banana:
 
COW HIT BY LIMO

Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at
night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop.


The woman in the back seat, in her usual abrasive manner, says to the Chauffeur, "You get out and check on that poor cow. You were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is
dead, but it appeared to be very old. Well, says the woman, "You were
driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over
there."


Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
belly, his hair ruffled, and a big grin on his face.


"My God, what happened to you?" asks the nasty woman.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,
and the daughter made love to me."


"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened, I said to them,
"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."


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I SURELY WISH THAT COULD BE THE CASE. HECK, I BET EVEN THE FLIES WOULDN'T EVEN VISIT THAT SORRY CARCASS IF IT LAID BY THE HIGHWAY FOR A WEEK OR SO EVEN. :rofl::rofl::rofl::pop::pop::pop:
 
I got that in an email and almost posted it myself, good one! :bounce: :bounce:

But, you have managed to cause me to have to go bleach my eyes now. o_O
 
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