olcaptain
Senior Member
When your pipes are clogged at home you don’t just call any old plumber. You want the best! When your arteries are clogged you will spare no cost to find that expert that can clear your problems! When Crooked Creek is unnavigable you do the very same thing!
That’s right boys and girls. When a tree is blocking this Ol Captain’s passageway up the creek to the Old Bridge and beyond there is only one group to call on to do the surgery! Who did I call? The best in the business, that’s who!
Dr. Danny Blair is the only Creek Surgeon I know of that can stand in a canoe and run a chain saw with one hand and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the other! I tell you folks; the man is amazing! But he will tell you himself that there is no “I” in Team and a Master surgeon is only as good as his supporting cast. Today Dr. Blair brought in his associate Dr. Mike Farmer and his Intern, young Lane Hulett. Dr. Mike and Lane were responsible for stabilizing the surgical table while the Master Surgeon worked his magic and to pass him necessary instruments as needed.
In the other canoe were Dr. Jimmy Dowling a well-known Herpetologist who constantly was on the lookout for Jake the Snake. Of course, yours truly went along so as to give proper coverage to this historical event.
In almost no time at all Dr. Blair evaluated the situation, performed the surgery, and the pathway was cleared and completed! Dr. Jimmy and I went on ahead to make sure the remainder of the creek was clear and after that, we all returned to the Captain’s Quarters.
Gentlemen: I cannot thank you enough for what you did today. Once again, you have made it possible for those who love this creek to travel it free and clear of any major obstacles! A tip of the Ol Captain’s hat to each and every one of you!
That’s right boys and girls. When a tree is blocking this Ol Captain’s passageway up the creek to the Old Bridge and beyond there is only one group to call on to do the surgery! Who did I call? The best in the business, that’s who!
Dr. Danny Blair is the only Creek Surgeon I know of that can stand in a canoe and run a chain saw with one hand and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the other! I tell you folks; the man is amazing! But he will tell you himself that there is no “I” in Team and a Master surgeon is only as good as his supporting cast. Today Dr. Blair brought in his associate Dr. Mike Farmer and his Intern, young Lane Hulett. Dr. Mike and Lane were responsible for stabilizing the surgical table while the Master Surgeon worked his magic and to pass him necessary instruments as needed.
In the other canoe were Dr. Jimmy Dowling a well-known Herpetologist who constantly was on the lookout for Jake the Snake. Of course, yours truly went along so as to give proper coverage to this historical event.
In almost no time at all Dr. Blair evaluated the situation, performed the surgery, and the pathway was cleared and completed! Dr. Jimmy and I went on ahead to make sure the remainder of the creek was clear and after that, we all returned to the Captain’s Quarters.
Gentlemen: I cannot thank you enough for what you did today. Once again, you have made it possible for those who love this creek to travel it free and clear of any major obstacles! A tip of the Ol Captain’s hat to each and every one of you!
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