1eyefishing
...just joking, seriously.
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting the backside of Farmer Joe's farm, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some trash pit; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says, “I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, “There’s this old pickup transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and heave it into the hole.
As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a loud rustling in the brush behind them. They turn around to see a billy goat come crashing through the brush, naying and braying all the way, it charges right between them, and with no hesitation, jumps in the hole head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, Farmer Joe walks up.
“Say there," says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, “Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, “That’s impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some trash pit; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says, “I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, “There’s this old pickup transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and heave it into the hole.
As they stand there listening and looking over the edge, they hear a loud rustling in the brush behind them. They turn around to see a billy goat come crashing through the brush, naying and braying all the way, it charges right between them, and with no hesitation, jumps in the hole head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, Farmer Joe walks up.
“Say there," says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, “Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, “That’s impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
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