The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth, So Help You....

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.
Being good Catholics, the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.​

While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven.
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.​

St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out"
and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.​

After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes" he informsthe couple, I can get you married in Heaven". "Great!" said the couple
But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out?Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" "​

You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.​

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.”
“Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"​
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