thought this was a great joke . . .

mpowell

Senior Member
a blonde reads in cosmo that milk baths will work wonders for the skin. so, she decides to try it. she makes out a note for the milkman to leave 10 gallons of milk in the morning so she can try it.

the milkman is on his daily rounds and finds the note thinking, "this must be a mistake. why would anyone need this much milk???" so, he knocks on the door and the blonde appears in her robe looking very cute.

the milkman says, "morning, ma'am. i got your note that you wanted 10 gallons of milk. that's WAY more than you usually order. just wanted to make sure it was correct."

the blonde says, "oh yes, that's right. i'm taking a milk bath. i understand it's great for the skin." the milkman now understands. "oh, i see. well, do you want it pasteurized???" he asks.

"oh no," the blonde replies, "just up to my boobs--i'll splash it on my face!"

that one cracked me up the is morning.
 

QuakerBoy

Senior Member
that's a good one :bounce:
 
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