Or dealing with the coyotes that follow the calving cows around.
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KyDawg
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Or one having a calf on a freezing night with ice on the ground.
Steak is good. Cows suck.
KyDawg
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NC me and my 204 keep them at bay.
Or the milk cow that sticks its foot in the bucket and kicks it over.
Iwannashoot
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Lots of people around here gots way more arms than I gots, Bo$$.
Bears and cows don't play well together, either. Or the neighbor's bunch of old mangy dogs.
KyDawg
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That 204 is a coyote slayer.
Or you hang your $80 Carharrt coat on a fence post and a cow eats it.
KyDawg
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Aint got nothing to do with how many guns you got. you just have to watch the door and be sure nobody just sneaks in. K can tell you how it works.
Iwannashoot
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Sounds like growing cows is hard work. Think I'll stick to "other enterprises"
KyDawg
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And your shoes, my cows have ate my shoes, while I swim in the river.
KyDawg
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It is not for people that want to lay around and sleep till 10 oclock in the morning, that for sure.
Cows will eat anything. As long as it's something you don't want them to eat. Cows suck.
I won't even go into the dairy cows. They want milked at 5 in the morning.
My mama said when she was little, a cow ate her Easter bonnet and made her cry.
Mama has ated a lot of cows over the years, though.
Iwannashoot
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I guess I can learn Bo$$, but are you sure that K is the best teacher?
KyDawg
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I have set on a three legged stool and milked a few cows in my day.
KyDawg
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Absolutely the best.
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