Useless Billy said Sinclair fired him. #862

[NE GA Pappy]

see, dat rite dare is how ya does it

 

[NE GA Pappy]

ain't nuttin but a phlarp

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Pappy gonna start givin phlarp lessins.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

fer one easy payment o $249.99, you to,tu,too,two,2 can be learnt ta phlarp like Pappy

 

[NE GA Pappy]

phlarp like a fish on da hot payment

 

[NE GA Pappy]

phlarp like a angel wid a harp

 

[NE GA Pappy]

phlarp like a piece of bacon on a hot griddle

 

[NE GA Pappy]

Pappy will also throw in rymin lessins fer another $49.99... regular price $19.99

 

[NE GA Pappy]

an wait... dat ain't all... apply in da next 30 minutes, and ya will rasieve a free Billy sippy cup

 

[NE GA Pappy]

jest pay seprate shipping and handlin'

 

[NE GA Pappy]

ask us about our monthly phlarp klub discount

 

[NE GA Pappy]

we akcept all majer credit kards.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

we also akcept cash

 

[NE GA Pappy]

no IOU's .... don't even ask

 

[NE GA Pappy]

ask us about our phlarp layaway plan

 

[NE GA Pappy]

we also offer a 20 phlarp a month discount plan fer $69.99 plus tax and gooberment fees

 

[NE GA Pappy]

wid our 20 phlarp plan, you can phlarp a maximum of twise a week.

 

[NE GA Pappy]

A substanshul fine will be issued fer mo than 2 phlarps a week

 

[Pig Predator]

an wait... dat ain't all... apply in da next 30 minutes, and ya will rasieve a free Billy sippy cup

If'n I dont like it can I return with %100 money back gurantee and keep the free gift?

 

[NE GA Pappy]

all fines must be prepaid wid cash.