Useless Billy shelled #960 bushels of peas

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mark-7mag

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his Meemaw said he wouldn’t have to pay rent for the month
 
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But she refused to buy him cigarettes
 
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Well, maybe lotto tickets
 
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Lotto tickets are an investment
 
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What I’d give for some purple hull peas and conebraed
 
I have seen some lame billy threads... but this one takes the cake !! Whay the hades do we care about Peas !! Memaw should kick him out on his donkey !!
 
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My cousin and I would make houses out of purple hulls and toofpics
 
Billy won several pea shelling contest at the county fair. He would put several in his mouth and spit the peas one way one the hulls the other. Then they made a new rule that contestants had to have at least two arms.
 
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