Useless Billy shelled #960 bushels of peas

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mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
his Meemaw said he wouldn’t have to pay rent for the month
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
But she refused to buy him cigarettes
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
Or lotto tickets
 

trad bow

wooden stick slinging driveler
And all of them came out of his neighbors garden.
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
Well, maybe lotto tickets
 

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wooden stick slinging driveler
Lots of snaps in the buckets
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
Lotto tickets are an investment
 

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wooden stick slinging driveler
Ole billy was scared to light a candle to see by
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
What I’d give for some purple hull peas and conebraed
 

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Does same thang picking roasting ears
 

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wooden stick slinging driveler
That was last nights supper
 

greg_n_clayton

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I have seen some lame billy threads... but this one takes the cake !! Whay the hades do we care about Peas !! Memaw should kick him out on his donkey !!
 

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Finished peas. Going to bed
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
My cousin and I would make houses out of purple hulls and toofpics
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
Dang
 

mark-7mag

Useless Billy Director of transpotation
I feel the love
 

KyDawg

Gone But Not Forgotten
Billy won several pea shelling contest at the county fair. He would put several in his mouth and spit the peas one way one the hulls the other. Then they made a new rule that contestants had to have at least two arms.
 

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Useless Billy Director of transpotation

KyDawg

Gone But Not Forgotten
I feel sleepy Mark. Me and Virg slipped off today and went to the WW for bout an hour and a half.
 
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