Most of my family and people I've worked with know me to be quick, sharp and witty with words and a extreme dry sense of humor. Basically, watch how you say/word things around me....I'm usually all over it.
Turning all "my" traffic signals red. Variable speeds, pace, all to no avail. My kids just chuckle and shake their heads.
On my tombstone, it will read, "His lights turned red, so that others got the green". I've accepted it as one of my life's callings... (you're welcome).
I do get some payback by embarrassing the kids with terrible, and spontaneous one-liner jokes or puns. :bounce: