Wise sayings from wise folks

[Cmp1]

My Dad had more rules than Leroy Jethro Gibbs and the Pope put together..but the three that got beat into me more than any other was...1)"Every tool has a job, and every job has a tool...don't mix them up." 2)"If you grab the bale..be sure you can tote it where it goes, if you can't..don't grab it". 3) " No matter what you do..even if it's ******* up...be the best at it you can be and don't quit till the job is done".

The third one,all the time,,,,if you dig ditches,be the best ditch digger out there,,,,

 

[dixiecutter]

"If she'll smoke and drink.........."

 

[Redbow]

I heard a wise man say, keep your feet on the floor not in your mouth..

And, you have two ears boy and one mouth, always do twice as much listening as you do talking.

 

[Cmp1]

I heard a wise man say, keep your feet on the floor not in your mouth..

And, you have two ears boy and one mouth, always do twice as much listening as you do talking.

Yep,,,,

 

[notnksnemor]

This won't kill you....but it's amazing what you can live through!

 

[NOYDB]

I was told I could do what was determined to do.

 

[Pig Predator]

Lay with dirty dogs and wake up with fleas.

 

[Pig Predator]

Stupid hurts.

 

[7 point]

My dad says I'm either going to be tired or hungry never both .about work

 

[Buck70]

Even duct tape won't fix stupid.

 

[Mr Bya Lungshot]

If your gonna get married make sure your the ugly one.

 

[NOYDB]

If your gonna get married make sure your the ugly one.

That didn't turn out to be so hard. The odds were in my favor.

 

[4HAND]

"Plain talk is easily understood."
"Son, one day I hope you have kids that act just like you do & I hope I live to see it."

 

[Sixes]

It it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, then it's probably a ...... duck.


There was usually an expletive thrown in where the dots are

 

[Lukikus2]

Don't point a gun at a man unless you are going to pull the trigger.

 

[twtabb]

Don’t gamble more than you can afford to lose.

 

[Cmp1]

Don't point a gun at a man unless you are going to pull the trigger.

My Dad's was,don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot,,,,

 

[Dub]

“Them that likes the night better than the day.......their deeds are evil”

Grandad J.

 

[7 point]

A older gentleman I work with and have a great deal of respect for always says keep your money right .meaning don't do more than you get paid for .

 

[7 point]

Also my dad who is a 71 year old welder tells all these young guys i,d rather be a has been than a never was .