The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

Milkman

Deer Farmer Moderator
Staff member
I’m only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.


I don’t know why.
 

Milkman

Deer Farmer Moderator
Staff member
Y’all don’t blame me. I took my grandkids to Hotrods Diner in Social Circle for lunch. They had these jokes running on a screen.
 

Batjack

Cap`n Jack 1313
What has bark but no bite? A tree.
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?


From it's bark
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
What did the cab driver say to the wolf?


Where wolf???!!!!
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Why don't people eat clowns?




Cause they taste funny!!!
 

sea trout

2021 Turkey Challenge Winner 2022 biggest turkey ?
Why do cowboys wear 2 spurs?? If one side of the horse goes..... SO does the other!!!!
 

Baroque Brass

Senior Member
My wife asked me if I’d like a home made apple pie. I told her that sounded appealing.

A group of preachers were having coffee coffee and telling amusing anecdotes. They were revving it up.
 
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