Mr Bya Lungshot
BANNED LUNATIC FRINGE
The bear got him?
So it happened to him in 2009 and then again earlier this week? So he now owns 300 acres in Vermont? Was it the same car with the door handle replaced or a different car? I bet it was a Subaru. Had to be a Subaru.
@jim42 , you want to explain yourself?
That will definitely be a jokeMom's minivan...
That will definitely be a joke
If the OP was a serious question, yes, a .30-06 is more than enough gun to efficiently kill a bear. The issue is that when you are in bear country, you have to learn to live with them. A bear in the yard is an everyday occurrence in my part of the country. As others have said, they are usually not hard to chase off or discourage. Feeding them or allowing them access to food is what causes problems. No food, no bear problem.
If it’s a Chicago Bear they are mostly harmless.
Put up a strong fence and back it up with pictures of Amy Schumer and Rosie O'Donnell.
Hobble the kids so you kin outrun 'em.
Feed 'em a politician. That oughtta kill anything...
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