Slug-Gunner
Senior Member
Having read this, I must be a True Red Neck.
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Are You A True Redneck?
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
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Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit - that's not all rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half-dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends
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Are You A True Redneck?
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You bow your head when someone prays.
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You've never burned an American flag.
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
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Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit - that's not all rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half-dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends
