snuffy smiff
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I’m looking for 4 to 5 burly individuals to assist me in the clipping of my Catahoula/pitbull’s toenails. I am fully willing to cover all medical expenses incurred by this endeavor but it would be helpful if said volunteers had their own medical coverage. A background in college and or Greco-Roman wrestling would also be most helpful. Will supply full-body chain mail garments along with a small shark cage. Adequate compensation will be provided for the right individuals along with a possible hazardous duty bonus. Please provide resume including body measurments and full background info.
The dog is normally quite docile and downright people friendly up until someone attempts to cut his toenails. He then will go into a near-psychotic frenzy (which is actually quite funny to watch!) until the attempt to cut his nails ceases.
The dog is normally quite docile and downright people friendly up until someone attempts to cut his toenails. He then will go into a near-psychotic frenzy (which is actually quite funny to watch!) until the attempt to cut his nails ceases.