Ha-ha...have your fun. Some day the screw will turn, and it will be all the sweeter.
BTW...you clearly have not spent much time around the Auburn campus. I would put the...ah...how do I put it...scenery...up against ANY school in the SEC. And we all know the SEC as a whole has the best scenery of any conference in the nation.
The dogs have done amazingly well against my Tigers in recent history. In fact, UGA and LSU are the only teams with a winning record against Auburn this century. Of course LSU has a couple of NCs to show for it. The mighty Saban is 7-4 overall and 2-2 the last 4 years. Very good, but we've never been scared of bama, especially since Pat Dye made sure Bama didn't get to play the Iron Bowl at home every year.
We're not scared of UGA either but perhaps we don't hate losing to them quite enough. Not sure if it's just lack of focus or bad luck or having bad coaching style match-ups. I love to beat the dogs and hate to lose to them, but I'll take our NC and undefeated seasons and being an Auburn fan over being a dog fan (1980) all day long.