Favorite or Best Hunting "1-Liners" or Quotes? ...Let's Start with Michael Waddell's

[jamrens]

my favorite is from Blake Shelton..


I gave that one a lead blister..

 

[BEEVUS]

Folded him like a lawn chair...

Can't taste antlers in the pan...

Antlers so big, looked like he had grandma's rocking chair on his head...

Still laughing at all of the above......they are all great!

 

[bowhuntonly]

" I let that Muzzy eat" - Waddell

 

[jvdeerhunter]

Looks like he has a sattalite dish on his head.

 

[huntemup]

Fella at work says" He loves the game of golf. If it wasn't for golf, could you imagine how many snooty jerks and morons would be on the lakes and in the woods!"

 

[swampdaddy]

Quotes

"Boy, you couldnt hit a bull in the butt with a Shovel" My Grandfather commenting on my shooting skills.

"Just say no to the inconveinent doe". Me.

"This is my grandson from Atlanta, he likes to shoot at Haints and Gobblins" My grandfather describing my 12 shot barrage that resulted in no deer.

"Why do you need to go hunting again, you been killin deer like crazy?"
The Wife

 

[Mlrtime]

Before arrows were made out of carbon...

"Put some aluminum siding on something"............me

 

[Wide Earp]

years ago a buddy killed a small yearling and another said "whadya kill bambi fer?!"
buddy says " what are you eatin' tomorrow, bologna, again?!

 

[Jim Thompson]

in the words of the famous "May", bubbabucks daddy...

"I guarantee you it aint this cold in pnome alaska!"

or

"its colder in here than a well digger's kneecap!"

 

[haftahunt]

Hunter's Etique; Things not to say at hunting camp. 1. Did the momma run off when you shot that one. 2. Uhm! that will be some good eating. 3. I'd let that one walk! 4.That would have been a nice one next year.

 

[string music]

The ol hoyt played her a little string music.
She just had to keep blowin, cost er her life!

Michael Waddell

 

[scubanole]

The first deer i killed was a doe while hunting with some friends from college. the deer dropped in her tracks. Someone asked how far she ran. i held my hand about shoulder high for a deer and said "this far" i thought it was funny.

 

[gordylew]

It aint illegal unless you get caught. and illegal is a sick bird.

 

[Ludlow75]

That's your stand? Well I'll just scatch me out a spot!!!!!!

 

[money-dog]

This took place long before I was born, but after hearing it will stick with me forever. My Pa and Uncle Claude were getting the dogs together to go coon hunting and an "old" black fellow named Man walked up with a few rabbits he had killed that afternoon. Uncle Claude said" Man you know it ain't rabbit season!" Man said:

"Lawd, Mr. Claude a little salt and pepper will bring anything in to season"

 

[1freaknasty]

my brother to my dad after shooting a small buck in texas - you should have saved some money and gotten a small game liscense for that one.

 

[charterfish]

How about "You can't get you one dead if you stay in the bed, you got to be out amunkstum" Old man who started me hunting.

 

[rbyers88]

"just fed that one some lead"
"everyone loves a nice rack"
"i swear guys, it was this big"...
usually followed by "But i had to let it walk"

 

[Sterlo58]

One of my old huntin' buddys used to say every morning before we went to the woods:

"Let's stack em like cord wood"

Another favorite:

When asked where he was going to hunt he would always reply - " In a pine thicket, I reckon "

 

[shakey hunter]

My dad tells me when I go hunting and dont see nothing "Boy thats why they call it huntin not killing"