bigolebuck
Senior Member
Subject: Do you fly?
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and
behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurted out, "Business or vacation?"
She turned smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago."
"He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for sex education!!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that
the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me BUBBA".
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and
behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a
conversation, he blurted out, "Business or vacation?"
She turned smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago."
"He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen,
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for sex education!!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that
the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me BUBBA".
