Tom Borck
Banned
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating, i.e. the bozone layer. (I've run into this at work!)
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti
: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending out these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. (This may be my favorite one...)
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ...hole. (...or possibly this one.)
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti
: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Karmageddon
: It's like, when everybody is sending out these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Dopeler effect
: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. (This may be my favorite one...)Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Ignoranus
: A person who's both stupid and an ...hole. (...or possibly this one.)
