Batjack
Cap`n Jack 1313
Once I started smoke'n and or fry'n turkeys every woman on both sides of my family quit cook'n them and started bringing them to my house.Don't get me started on turkey.
Once I started frying turkeys....and also smoking turkeys....my family wouldn't hardly eat Mom's turkey when we'd visit on holidays.
I don't even like turkey....categorically don't care for it......yet I'd tear into a good fried or smoked turkey like a starving carnivore.
Baked turkey....no thanks.
I'd rather grab a can of Viennas.