Humor, sort of

[one_shot_no_mor]

Good ole boy

A good ole boy had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to remove two bouquets of flowers from the back of his truck. He put one in front of his pickup truck and one behind it.

The good ole boy then started taking out his spare and jack to replace the tire.

A passerby from Illinois studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The good ole boy replied, "Flat tar."

In response the passerby asked, "But, what's with the flowers?"

The ole boy responded, "When ye break down they tell ye to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I ain't never understood it neither."

 

[Toliver]

Was that the funniest stupid joke ever? Or the stupidest funny joke ever?

Anyway, why'd it have to be a passerby from Illinois? Bowbender gets enough attention around here as it is. He's starting to get a big head.

 

[HuntinTom]

I don't get it... I've always heard to do that too

 

[Jim Thompson]

you see the boy said flowers...just he prononuced it flares...get it???



Jim