Throwback
Chief Big Taw
here's my parody of
A country boy can survive" called "A beta man eats off the vine"
Joe biden says that everything’s fine
And the social security lock box isn'tgoing dry
My Tesla stock is up
And by Bitcoins down
But I don’t buy gold like a mouth breathing clown
I live in a subdivision you see
My third wife, her trans kids and me
I got a cell phone, a kitchen knife and a SUV
And a Beta man eats off the vine
A beta man eats off the vine!!!!!
I can play video games all day long
And make lentil soup from dusk till dawn
Knit my own leggings and grow dope too
Ain’t too many things a beta man’s wife wont tell us to do
We eat organic tomatoes and high dollar wine
And a beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the vine!!
Cause you can’t cancel us
We run like a girl
We them man boys that don’t like guns
We don’t say grace (that’s racist)
We don’t say ma’am (that sexist)
If youre not a vegetarian we don’t give a dang
We want to shut down the west virginia coal mines
And turn the rocky mountains into left wing hide
We wont skin a buck or run a trotline
Cause a beta man eats off the vine,
Beta man eats off the vine
I had a good friend in mountain City
Never knew his name he was a redneck hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the Man
And his taught him to be a independent man
I used to send him pictures of Malcom X
And he’d send me some homemade shine
But he was killed by a man at a Walmart shop
He tried to be nice and the guy hit him a hard pop
I’d like to give that guy a piece of my mind,
And protest when the cops come to lock him up
Cause a beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the vine
Cause you can’t cancel us
We run like a girl
We them man boys that don’t like guns
We don’t say grace (that’s racist)
We don’t say ma’am (that sexist)
If youre not a vegetarian we don’t give a dang
We live in north California
Not south alabam
And big towns all around this land
We wont skin a buck or run a trotline
Cause a beta man eats off the vine,
Beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the VIIIIIINNNEEE
A country boy can survive" called "A beta man eats off the vine"
Joe biden says that everything’s fine
And the social security lock box isn'tgoing dry
My Tesla stock is up
And by Bitcoins down
But I don’t buy gold like a mouth breathing clown
I live in a subdivision you see
My third wife, her trans kids and me
I got a cell phone, a kitchen knife and a SUV
And a Beta man eats off the vine
A beta man eats off the vine!!!!!
I can play video games all day long
And make lentil soup from dusk till dawn
Knit my own leggings and grow dope too
Ain’t too many things a beta man’s wife wont tell us to do
We eat organic tomatoes and high dollar wine
And a beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the vine!!
Cause you can’t cancel us
We run like a girl
We them man boys that don’t like guns
We don’t say grace (that’s racist)
We don’t say ma’am (that sexist)
If youre not a vegetarian we don’t give a dang
We want to shut down the west virginia coal mines
And turn the rocky mountains into left wing hide
We wont skin a buck or run a trotline
Cause a beta man eats off the vine,
Beta man eats off the vine
I had a good friend in mountain City
Never knew his name he was a redneck hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the Man
And his taught him to be a independent man
I used to send him pictures of Malcom X
And he’d send me some homemade shine
But he was killed by a man at a Walmart shop
He tried to be nice and the guy hit him a hard pop
I’d like to give that guy a piece of my mind,
And protest when the cops come to lock him up
Cause a beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the vine
Cause you can’t cancel us
We run like a girl
We them man boys that don’t like guns
We don’t say grace (that’s racist)
We don’t say ma’am (that sexist)
If youre not a vegetarian we don’t give a dang
We live in north California
Not south alabam
And big towns all around this land
We wont skin a buck or run a trotline
Cause a beta man eats off the vine,
Beta man eats off the vine
Beta man eats off the VIIIIIINNNEEE
