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broadhead

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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says,
" Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job ".
The social worker behind the counter says,
"Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his beautiful and LONELY daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says," You're elmoeing me! "
The social worker says,
Yeah, well, you started it. :p :yeah:
 

Toliver

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I'll be sharing that one at work tomorrow.
 

Toliver

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Delton said:

Do your coworkers look at you when you snicker all alone in your cubicle?
 

Handgunner

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Toliver said:
Do your coworkers look at you when you snicker all alone in your cubicle?
I no longer have co-workers, but when I did, yes... and after me crying about it, and telling on them, they stopped.
 
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