Lord I apologize for that, and....

[Augie]

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock.. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"

 

[dutchman]

dbone's gonna love this one!

 

[bubbabuck]

 

[Havana Dude]

Thats

a goodun!! hehehehehehe

 

[cowboyron]

That be funny !!

 

[Meriwether Mike]

Good One!!

 

[chewie1014]

Amen Brother, Amen.

 

[Keith48]

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[HT2]

Dutch..........

dbone's gonna love this one!

THE "TRUTH" HURTS.........DON'T IT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MudDucker]

 

[badcompany]

Now thats funny!

 

[TurkeyProof]

 

[dbone]

Hehe Ok guys I missed this post earlier today , I can take a joke unlike some others that the joke more closely resembles

Dang it !! why won't my ban button work on Augie

 

[Augie]

... be with the starvin' pygmies down in New Guinea

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with the guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk responds "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough."

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts, "You IDIOT! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives."

The clerk calmly responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"