Random Campfire Stuff #21...

[Toliver]

I lost a buddy and former co worker on I-95 like that. He was helping a disabled motorist.

Sorry to hear that. I'd rather go to an armed person call or anything else than work on the interstate. A whole magazine of .40 cal ain't stopping a vehicle of any size coming at 70 mph.

 

[westcobbdog]

Man that highway work is super dangerous.

 

[bighonkinjeep]

Now they're just poking the bear...

 

[sinclair1]

 

[dwhee87]

 

[dwhee87]

 

[dwhee87]

 

[sinclair1]

It a private pond not a bayou, let me call it in. We got one here on Bumblebee bayou!

 

[sinclair1]

Only vehicles that can go 40+ mph on the highway. Hold my beer!

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

 

[basstrkr]

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And he has the evidence with him, wearing same clothes. He must really be a McRib fan!

 

[Whitefeather]

After eating a McRib, getting arrested won’t be the worst thing to happen to him

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

And he has the evidence with him, wearing same clothes. He must really be a McRib fan!

Ivory league education they say.

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

 

[Minner]

Ivory league education they say.

Since he's educated maybe he or someone can tell us what in the world kind of animal do they make the McRib from?

 

[Iwannashoot]

Since he's educated maybe he or someone can tell us what in the world kind of animal do they make the McRib from?

According to the interwebs they are 53% muskox, 38% three toed sloth, and the balance is proprietary with the majority being kangaroo, which gives it that satisfying rubbery bounce!

 

[fishfryer]

According to the interwebs they are 53% muskox, 38% three toed sloth, and the balance is proprietary with the majority being kangaroo, which gives it that satisfying rubbery bounce!

There’s got to be some tofu in there somewhere. Actually I can’t speak with authority since I never tried on.

 

[bullgator]

Since he's educated maybe he or someone can tell us what in the world kind of animal do they make the McRib from?

A McPig?

 

[sinclair1]

No idea why this was funny

 

[Hillbilly stalker]

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