the genie

[gadeerwoman]

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So.. what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that is always considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is a great lover, gets along with my family, doesn't hunt or fish or spend all his time on Woody's Campfire and is honest and faithful. That is what I wish for .... a good man."
...
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."

 

[red tail]

thats pretty funny.

 

[willbuck]

another genie joke -

George W. and Saddam are walking down a beach and walk up on lamp half hidden in the sand. George reaches down and cleans it off and a genie appears. The genie lets each of them have one wish since they both were there during the find.

Saddam steps up and wishes for a wall 1 mile thick and 4 miles high to keep the western infidels out. I want it where no one can get out or in. The genie nods and tells Saddam it is done.

George steps up and ponders for a moment................ "Say that wall around Iraq will not let anyone out or in??? The genie responds - nothing can get through, over or under that wall. George leans back with his hands in his pockets and says to the genie - well that sounds like a bucket - my wish is for you to fill that bucket up with water.