The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

Dublin is the fastest growing city in Georgia. It's Doubling every day. Used that one today as a matter of fact! New hire at work relocating to Dublin.

There wasn't a fortune inside that fortune cookie? That's unfortunate! Got some serious mileage out of that one with my 10 year old.


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In Wal-Mart isle Son to Father when the phone of the fat lady ahead starts ringing:

"Look out, Daddy, she's backing up."
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How does a puppy row a canoe?

With a doggy paddle