The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

Oldstick

Senior Member
OK, one I remember as a kid (1970s) from my Dad, dearly departed in 2011.

"What is the fastest growing city in Georgia?"







Dublin, because it is doublin' ever single day.
 

gobbleinwoods

Keeper of the Magic Word
My doctor was explaining how good the dried grapes are for you.



Said he was just raisin my awareness of them.
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
what do you get when you pick a hog's nose?




Ham boogers.









I know, Snot funny.
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
the chicken walked up on a duck, just as he was starting to cross the road.









Don't do it, the chicken said. You will never hear the last of it.
 

Whitefeather

Management Material
What goes 99 clump …..99 clump…..99 clump?


A centipede with a wooden leg
 

fishfryer

frying fish driveler
My Grandson(9) asked me why is it so loud in a cemetery? Because of all the coffins. He said he made it up
 

Whitefeather

Management Material
What do you call a retired Terminator?


An Exterminator
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
did you hear about the teacher that took up the rubber band pistol from a boy during math class?

she claimed it was a weapon of math disruption
 

NE GA Pappy

Mr. Pappy
time flies like an arrow.


Fruit flies like a banana
 
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