The Never to be Completed Compilation of Dad Jokes

Whitefeather

Management Material
Why do hummingbirds hum??

Because they don’t know the words
 

Oldstick

Senior Member
Told by Latino comic, Dennis Axiola. He asked his very non-political elderly grandfather, what he thought about a woman's right to choose.





"I think everyone needs to wear choose."
 

Batjack

Cap`n Jack 1313
Told by Latino comic, Dennis Axiola. He asked his very non-political elderly grandfather, what he thought about a woman's right to choose.





"I think everyone needs to wear choose."
You owe me a scene cleaning!
 

NCHillbilly

Administrator
Staff member
What do you call it when your chicken house gets hainted?

A poultrygeist.
 

Whitefeather

Management Material
What do you call a broken can opener??

A can’t opener
 
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